Misc Cartoons - Big mouth - my furry valentine

^EbIt’s a day of hugs and snuggles, ^{Bb Gm}A time to spend your loving seeds ^{Dm Eb}It’s a rolling, growing pink snowbal^Bl of stress that no one needs ^{Eb Cm Dm}It’s unhealthy expectations, ^Eb And opportunity to i^Dmmpress It’s a yea^Ebrly grim reminder that your lifes a fucked up mess! ^{Ab F F} It’s a dark^Bb and lurid history, ^Eb Of dev^Bbiant pagan kicks ^Eb It’s out^Dmrageously expensive, ^Eb Just stay home an^Bd watch the Knicks! ^B It’s a big ^Cmfat middle finger, ^Dm To thos^Ebe who are all alone ^Dm Whether sick or t^Cmired or u^Dmninspired,^Eb You stil^Abl gotta bring the bone! ^F It’s a clus^Gbter fuck of passions An emoti^Fmonal tour de force ^{Gb Gb}It’s a cuddly little cupid… ^Ab With the cock of a^Fm full grown horse! ^F

^EbValentines! St Valentine^F, Gotta make ^Bbit through y^Amour day! ^Gm Of cand^Cmy hearts and chocolate shart^Fs, And every bullshit lo^Dmve clich^Bbé. ^{Gm F} The hard^Eb on’s and the heartaches, ^F The pres^Dsure pain and fear! ^{Gm Cm}Valentines day!...^{F F}Got to survive you another year ^Bb

^GmWhat does having a girl hormone ^Cmmonster mean? ^Gm How long can I be a fuck m^Cmachine? ^{Bb Bb}Why is there never any one for me? WHAT IF THE KNICKS AREN’^CT ON TV!? ^F

^EbValentines! St Valentine^F, Your day i^D7s fucking ASININE! ^Gm But I swea^Cmr by God I’m ^F GONNA MAKE IT ^BbTHROUGH! ^{F Bb}