Misc Cartoons - Alfreds playhouse theme

Get out of ^Cbed ^CBut don't wonder how the blood got there (Good morning) If Steve ^FMartin violated you in your sleep again ^FYou will not care 'Cause there's a ^Cplace you can escape to mentally ^CWhere only silliness is making forced entry For the ^Fpurpose of self-preser^Gvation Here at Alfred's ^CPlayhouse!

It's a ^Cfantasy world of fun where reality's distorted Where a ^Fmanchild goes to forget he was unsuccessfully aborted (It's kind of like liquor) Your per^Cception is changed like magic ^CSo you can flee when the real world causes havoc It's ^Fwacky denial!!^{G G}Here at Alfred's ^CPlayhouse!

^FStalin's signing death lists The ^GEggburt's taking meth hits and ^CGumby and a horse are lying somewhere The ^FWisdom Jar's on acid The ^Gfrozen peas have all gone rancid, so we'll ^Cprobably need to buy some more peas ^FBeria's got his truncheon ELECTRIC ^GCORDS FOR OUR LUNCHEON!! Dish^Cwasher discusses Marx over Cocktails Burnt ^FChild and Torso who are with ^GChewy try and force you to ^CRent us The Sound of Music ^CNo, I don't want to ^FRent us The Sound of Music ^GNo, I don't want to

The ^Cfriends in your playhouse will always love and be around you They won't ^Fleave you at Goodwill or when you're in the tub, try and drown you You don't ^Chave to feel that guy's sticky stuff in your hair ^CJust clap your heels 3 times, and you're away from there So for^Fget about the humiliation and shame ^FYour innocence is not being snatched from you ^GBecause you're here putting tape on your face and trying on silly hats AT ALFRED'S ^CPLAYHOUSE!!!!!!!!!