Misc Cartoons - A goofy movie - on the open road

Do ya ^D#need a break from modern livin'? Do ya ^D#long to shed your weary ^G#load? If your ^A#nerves are raw and your brain is fried, just grab a friend and take a ride To^A#gether upon the open ^D#road C'mon, Maxie! Ah-yuk!

All in ^D#all, I'd rather have detention All in ^D#all, I'd rather eat a ^G#toad And the ^A#old man drives like such a klutz, that I'm about to hurl my guts Di^A#rectly upon the ^D#road

There's ^G#nothin' can upset me 'Cause ^Gmnow we're on our way Our ^G#trusty map will guide us straight and ^D#true

Rox^G#anne, please don't forget me I ^Gmwill return someday Though ^FI may be in traction when I ^A#do

Me and ^D#Max relaxin' like the old days/This is ^D#worse than dragon breath and acne In a ^D#buddy-buddy kind of ^G#mode/I'm so ^G#mad I think I may explode When I ^A#see that highway, I could cry Ya ^A#know, that's funny, so could I Just ^A#bein' out on the open ^D#road

Howdy, ^Aboys, is this the way to Nashville? Watch it, ^AMac! Or you'll be gettin' ^Dtowed I'm ^Ein no hurry to arrive, 'cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five The ^Enext time I sees the open ^Aroad

Just a ^A#week of rest and relaxation (Yeah!) And the ^A#odd romantic epis^D#ode (Very odd!) And it's ^FCaliforn-I-A or bust! Look ^Fout, you dirtbags, eat my dust From ^Fnow on, I own the open ^A#road!

Just ^G#me and little Maxie, my ^Gmpip-squeak pioneer They're ^G#partners forever westward ^D#ho! Yeehaw! Could ^G#someone call a taxi, and ^Gmget me outta here To ^FBeverly Hills 9-0-2-1-^A#0 ^COh!

Every ^Fday another new adventure Every ^Fmile another ^A#new zip code And the ^Cyears we had are gone for good And ^C#I'd go with them if I could I've ^Cgot no strings on me I'm ^C#feelin' fancy-free How ^Cwonderful to be F (C F C F C F) On the open road!