Miranda Lambert - Two rings shy

^GI ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown ^GAin’t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town I ainâ?^C?™t wastin’ good mascara just to watch it runnin’ down ^GI ain’t gonna get dresse^Dd up just to be your^G clown

^EmI could spend an hour on my make-up and my hair ^AShoes too tall, dress too small and lacy underwear ^CGo down to the bar, buy myself a drink ^ADangle there all perfect, like a ^Cpuppet on a ^Dstring

^GI ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown ^GAin’t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town I ainâ?^C?™t wastin’ good mascara just to watch it runnin’ down ^GI ain’t gonna get dresse^Dd up just to be your^G clown

^EmYou got girls that sing and dance, I hear one's an acrobat You got â€^A˜em swinging from the chandelier, well, honey I don’t swing like that The m^Cain attraction’s leaving, let the sideshow pay the rent ^ATake this diamond back, and you'll be ^Ctwo rings shy of the ^Dbig top tent

^GI ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown ^GAin’t gonna paint this pretty face like you paint the town I ainâ?^C?™t wastin’ good mascara just to watch it runnin’ down ^GI ain’t gonna get dresse^Dd up just to be your^G clown

^GI ain’t gonna get dressed up just to be your clown ^GTiptoe ‘cross the tightrope, 'til you turn me upside down Cut the ^Ccable, pull the net just to let me hit the ground ^GI ain’t gonna get dresse^Dd up just to be your^G clown