Miranda Lambert - Gravity is a bitch

You ^Gspend your twenties feelin' That you're walkin' on the ceiling And you ^Cparty like you're eight feet ^Gtall

Chasing ^E7dreams in mini skirts From ^Ahere everything seems ^Dsmall

Then ^Gthirties come around And you finally feel the ground Look a^Cround and maybe start ^Aplanning For what the ^Gfuture holds And though you're ^Efar from old You moistu^Arize and spend ^Dless time ^Gtanning

You're ^Changin' over but you're ^Ahangin in You're ^Gstartin' to look like all of your friends ^A7Conversation's turning from Rock and Roll To ^Dkids and politics and how much ^D7money you owe

Got ^Gbags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs You've got ^Cplaces that you can't even ^Aitch You can ^Gnip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're ^E7never gonna beat it 'Cause ^Agravi^Dty is a ^Gbitch

^GForty's kind of boring And you spend your time ignoring The ^Cthings you don't see so ^Gclear You're ^Greflection in the glass Is gonna ^E7knock you on your ass You wonder ^Ahow the hell'd you get down ^Dhere

You're ^Ghappy in your fifties Though things are kind of shifty At ^Csixty you'll find peace of ^Amind Go to ^Gbed at eight o'clock And comb your ^E7hair if you still got it 'Cause you're ^Aalmost at the ^Dfinish ^Gline

You're ^Changin' over but you're ^Ahangin in You're ^Gstartin' to look like all of your friends ^A7Conversation's turning from Rock and Roll To ^Dkids and politics and how much ^D7money you owe

Got ^Gbags under your eyes, bigger hips and bigger thighs You've got ^Cplaces that you can't even ^Aitch You can ^Gnip it, tuck it, squeeze it but you're ^E7never gonna beat it 'Cause ^Agravi^Dty is a ^Gbitch ^E7 Yea ^Agravi^Dty is a ^Gbitch ^E7I'm here to tell ya ^AGravity...... ^D Is a ^Gbitch