Miranda Lambert - Armadillo

^DWell, I met an armadillo out in Amarillo, and he asked me for a ^Alight I said, "A-where ya goin'?" He said, "I don't really know," and I said, "Brother, I've been there ^Dtwice" Then he hopped up in the shotgun, then he started rollin' one, I said, "We gonna get along ^Gfine" The arma^Ddillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me ^Adrivin' to the county ^Dline And I ^Gknow it sounds crazy, but ^Dplease believe me, baby, I ^Aswear that's where I was ^Dlast night

^DWell, I woulda pulled over, kicked him to the shoulder, but I seen he had a pistol on his ^Ahip He said, "No turnin' back, we got coppers on our ass, and I'm gonna get away with this ^Dshit" Well, I didn't even think to ask the armadillo just what it was that he'd ^Gdone All ^DI could do was drive and pray that I survived 'cause ^AArma-damma-dillo had a ^Dgun

Don't ^Gtry and call my ^Dbluff Honey, you ^Gcan't make this shit ^Aup ^AThree, four

^DMet an armadillo out in Amarillo, and he asked me for a ^Alight I said, "A-where ya goin'?" He said, "I don't really know," and I said, "Brother, I've been there ^Dtwice" And then he hopped up in the shotgun, then he started rollin' one, I said, "We gonna get along ^Gfine" The arma^Ddillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me ^Adrivin' to the county ^Dline And I ^Gknow it sounds crazy, but ^Dplease believe me, baby, I ^Aswear that's where I was last ^Dnight An arma^Ddillo with a doobie and a coldie in a koozie had me ^Adrivin' to the county ^Dline And I ^Gknow it sounds crazy, but ^Dplease believe me, baby, I ^Aswear that's where I was last ^Dnight

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