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NO BASS
Hmm Hmm (2x)
NO BASS
I wish you smelled a little funny
Not just funny, really bad
We could roam the streets forever
Just like cats but we'd never stray
Hmm Hmm (2x)
[Verse]
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|------6-6-8-9-----------9------9-| (4x)
E|--7-9-----------9-9-9--------9---|
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
I could raise you in the tub at home
We could take a swim together
On weekly day trips to the bay
(Refrein)
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|------6-6-8-9-----------9------9-| (4x)
E|--7-9-----------9-9-9--------9---|
Oh, you and me
It would be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It would be only you and me, you and me
[Verse]
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|------6-6-8-9-----------9------9-| (8x)
E|--7-9-----------9-9-9--------9---|
I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay
I often wish that you had feathers
I’d keep you in a giant cage
All day long I’d sit and watch you
I’d sing for you and that would be okay
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|------6-6-8-9-----------9------9-| (4x)
E|--7-9-----------9-9-9--------9---|
Oh, you and me
It would be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It would be only you and me, you and me
[Bridge]
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D|------------|----------------|----------------|---------------|
A|------------|-6-6---6---6---6|----------------|---------------|
E|6-6---6-6-6-|----------------|7-7---7----7---7|9-9---9---9---9|
G-------------|----------------|----------------|---------------|
D|------------|----------------|----------------|---------------|
A|------------|-6-6---6---6---6|----------------|6--------------|
E|6-6---6-6-6-|----------------|7-7---7----7---7|--9---9---9---9|
People say there are plenty of fish
In the sea, baby, all I do is wish
I wish, I wish,
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|------6-6-8-9-----------9------9-|
E|--7-9-----------9-9-9--------9---|
I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but, but, but paralyzed
Then I could plug you into a socket
So you could never run away
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|------6-6-8-9--------------------|
E|--7-9----------------------------|
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really, really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day
G|---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------|
A|------6-6-8-9-----------9------9-|
E|--7-9-----------9-9-9--------9---|
Oh, you and me
It would be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It would be only you and me, you and me
You and me