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[Intro] D Am (x3), B A#
Good Dmorning Miss can I hAmelp you son Six-Dteen today and uAmp for fun I'm a F7big boy now or so they say So E7if you'll serve I'll be on my way D Am
Box Dof balloons with the fAmeather-light touch Pack of Dparty-poppers that pop iAmn the night A F7toothbrush and hairspray plastic grin Miss E7Clay on all corners has just walked in
EmWelcome to the HC7ouse of FEmun now I've coB7me of age EmWelcome to the HC7ouse of FEmun B7
F#mWelcome to the lD7ion's dF#men temptation's onC#7 his way EmWelcome to the HC7ouse oB7f
(Am) D Am N-n-n-n-n-n-no no miss you mis-understood
Six-Dteen big boy full pint in myAm manhood I'm F7up to date and the date's today So E7if you'll serve I'll be on my way
F#mWelcome to the HD7ouse of FF#mun now I've coC#7me of age F#mWelcome to the HD7ouse of FF#mun C#7
F#mWelcome to the lD7ion's dF#men temptation's onC#7 his way EmWelcome to the HC7ouse oB7f
D Am (x2), B A#
AI'm sorry son but weD# don't stock AParty gimmicks inF#m this shop BmTry the House of Fun it's quGicker if you run This is a chemist's not a JAoke SA7hop
DParty hats simple enAmough clear Compre-Dhende Savvy Understand Do Amyou hear A pack of Dparty hats with the cAmoloured tips DToo late Gorgon's heAmard gossip Well F7hello Joe hello Miss Clay many haE7ppy returns from the day
EmWelcome to the HC7ouse of FEmun now I've coB7me of age EmWelcome to the HC7ouse of FEmun B7
F#mWelcome to the lD7ion's dF#men temptation's onC#7 his way F#mWelcome to the HD7ouse of FF#mun B7
EmWelcome to the HC7ouse of FEmun now I've coB7me of age EmWelcome to the HC7ouse of FEmun B7
F#mWelcome to the lD7ion's dF#men temptation's onC#7 his way F#mWelcome to the HD7ouse of FF#mun C#7