Mac Davis - The beer drinking song

O^Dhhh why don't we all just get stoned, get d^Grunk and sing beer drinking s^Dongs Between Breshneff and Fagan, Khome^Dini and Ragen We mi^A7ght as well all just g^Get stoned.

^DYou can't even look at T.V. these days Without getting scared half to d^A7eath

I find myself gasping for b^Dreath [Verse 2] ^DThere's strikes and inflation and strife between nations The worlds in a hell of a m^Gess But no matter who's hurt'n there's ^Done thing for certain The w^A7hole world will blame the U^D.S.

O^Dhhh why don't we all just get stoned, get d^Grunk and sing beer drinking s^Dongs Between Breshneff and Fagan, Khome^Dini and Ragen We mi^A7ght as well all just g^Get stoned.

^DThe Russians don't like us and we don't like them The Israelis hate the A^A7rabs

and ^A7Al Salvador's still up for g^Drabs [Verse 4] ^DI wish they'd take Eiddie, Ahlmene and Khomeini and Kadofe and all of the r^Gest Tie them all up to a chair and make them s^Dtare at Yasser Arafat till he u^A7gly'd the whole bunch to d^Death

O^Dhhh why don't we all just get stoned, get d^Grunk and sing beer drinking s^Dongs Between Breshneff and Fagan, Khome^Dini and Ragen We mi^A7ght as well all just g^Get stoned.

^DThere's mass unemplyment and crime in the streets Inflation gets worse every ^A7day T^A7heir tax'n us the maximus and congress ain't after them Takes most of my pay check a^Dway

N^Dow social security b^A7ecomes an obscurity ^A7Were the hells all the money we ^Dmade ^GLord if the commie's don't take us R^Deaganomics will break us, we d^A7on't have a chance either ^Dway.

O^Dhhh why don't we all just get stoned, get d^Grunk and sing beer drinking s^Dongs Between Breshneff and Fagan, Khome^Dini and Ragen We mi^A7ght as well all just g^Get stoned.