Mac Davis - Odie got a hot tub

^GOdie got a hot tub sitting out on his deck T^Ghirty-six easy payments and a rebate check Rel^Faxes the back, massages the neck The s^N.C.alesman said Odie, it's better than sex ^N.C.So Odie got a h^Got tub

^GRuby works down at the local salon ^GHighly trained technician turning brunettes blonde ^FStanding in that girdle all day long ^N.C.Can't wait to take it off and put a hot tub on Well, O^Gdie got a hot tub

He said sl^Cide it over Ruby, and give me a kiss It ju^Gst don't get any better than this O^Dne man's bass boat is another man's yacht ^GI'm quite happy with the st^Cuff I got Oooh, I'm in a ^Ghot tub

N^Gow Odie and Ruby got lots of new friends ^GThey don't even knock they just hop right in S^Fpeedos, thongs, all the latest trends ^N.C.Waterproof cards, they can even play gin O^Gdie got a hot tub

^GPlastic cups stacked on a tiki bar ^GMai tais chillin' in a mason jar ^FOdie's lyin' back and countin' the stars ^N.C.And Ruby's lightin' up two dollar cigars Od^Gie got a hot tub

He said sl^Cide it over Ruby, and give me a kiss It ju^Gst don't get any better than this O^Dne man's bass boat is another man's yacht ^GI'm quite happy with the st^Cuff I got Oooh, I'm in a ^Ghot tub

^N.C.Colored lights strung across the patio ^N.C.Lynard Skynard blarin' on the radio ^N.C.Steam risin' up with an eerie glow ^N.C.Tell-tall tippy toe footprints in the snow