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Capo: 5 Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
I was Greading Slim Aarons and BmI got to thinking that AI thought GMaybe I'd get less stressed Bmif I was tested less Alike All of these dEmebutantes GSmiling for miles in pink Bmdresses and high heels on white Ayachts But GI'm not, baby, BmI'm not No, AI'm not, that EmI'm not
[Chorus]
I've been Gtearing around in my f****** Anightgown 2Bm4/7 Sylvia EmPlath GWriting in blood on the Awalls 'Cause the ink in my Bmpen don't work in my Emnotepad Don't aGsk if I'm happy, you Aknow that I'm not But at Bmbest I can say I'm not Emsad 'Cause Ghope is a dangerous Bmthing for a woman like mAe to have GHope is a dangerous Bmthing for a woman like mAe to have
[Verse 2]
I had Gfifteen-year dances Church Bmbasement romances, yeah AI've got GSpilling my guts with the BmBowery Bums Is the Aonly love I've ever Emknown GExcept for the stage, which I Bmalso call home, when AI'm not GServin' up God in a burnt Bmcoffee pot for the Atriad Em GHello, it's the most famous Bmwoman you know on the AiPad GCalling from beyond the grave, I Bmjust wanna say "AHi, Dad"
[Chorus]
I've been Gtearing around in my f****** Anightgown Like a Bmgoddamn neaEmr sociopath GWriting in blood on the Awalls 'Cause the ink in my Bmpen don't work in my Emnotepad Don't aGsk if I'm happy, you Aknow that I'm not But at Bmbest I can say I'm not Emsad 'Cause Ghope is a dangerous Bmthing for a woman like mAe to have GHope is a dangerous Bmthing for a woman like mAe to have
[Bridge]
There's a Gnew revolution, a Bmloud evolution that IA saw GBorn of confusion and Bmquiet collusion of Awhich mostly I've Emknown A Gmodern day woman with a Bmweak constitution, 'cause AI've got GMonsters still under my Bmbed that I could never Afight off A Ggatekeeper carelessly Bmdropping the keys on my Anights off
[Chorus]
I've been Gtearing around in my f****** Anightgown 2Bm4/7 Sylvia EmPlath GWriting in blood on the Awalls 'Cause the ink in my Bmpen don't work in my Emnotepad Don't aGsk if I'm happy, you Aknow that I'm not But at Bmbest I can say I'm not Emsad 'Cause Ghope is a dangerous Bmthing for a woman like mAe to have GHope is a dangerous Bmthing for a woman like mAe to have
[Outro]
GHope is a dangerous Athing for a woman like Bmme to have But GI have it Yeah, I Ahave it Yeah, I Emhave it I Ahave