Jonathan Coulton - Tom cruise crazy

^ETom Cruise is ^G#so in love with ^C#7Katie ^F#mAt least all his people tell him ^B7so And while he ^Ethinks that she's a ^G#very special ^C#7lady ^F#mIt's probably not the way he'd choose to ^B7go ^G# And a ^Alifetime of ^Elonging looks would ^F#mcause too much dist^C#mraction ^AGood thing that he's no^Et gay any^B7more

^ETom ^G#Cruise is ^ATom Cruise ^Ecrazy ^F#mJust be glad it's ^B7him not ^Eyou ^{B7 E}If you ^G#had Tom C^Aruise's t^Eroubles You m^F#might be Tom Cruise ^B7crazy ^G#too You'd ^C#mflash your big white ^E7shiny smile You'd ^Abuy expensive ^Amshoes But you'd ^Ebe the o^G#nly ^C#7man on Earth Who c^F#mouldn't en^B7joy Tom ^ECruise C#7 F#m B7 E (re-intro) Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

^ETom Cruise is ^G#always getting ^C#7older ^F#mHe knows he'll never be that young ^B7again And ^Ewhen Tom Cruise looks ^G#back over his ^C#7shoulder ^F#mHe sees a thousand younger leading ^B7men ^G# He ^Aknows someday he'll ^Ehave to play An ^F#mold retarded ^C#mgrandpa While ^Asomeone younger ^Eplays his sexy ^B7son

^ETom ^G#Cruise is ^ATom Cruise ^Ecrazy ^F#mJust be glad it's ^B7him not ^Eyou ^{B7 E}If you ^G#had Tom C^Aruise's t^Eroubles You m^F#might be Tom Cruise ^B7crazy ^G#too You'd ^C#mflash your big white ^E7shiny smile You'd ^Abuy expensive ^Amshoes But you'd ^Ebe the o^G#nly ^C#7man on Earth Who c^F#mouldn't en^B7joy Tom ^ECruise C#7 F#m B7 E (re-intro) Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise

^CTom Cruise knows ^Gsomewhere there's a ^Amplace for ^Emhim ^CHe's not of ^Gthis world any^Ammore...^B7

^ESomewhere in ^G#some secluded ^C#7castle ^F#mPoor Tom Cruise sits staring at the ^B7wall And the ^Eoutside world is ^G#always such a ^C#7hassle ^F#mSometimes he won't go out at ^B7all ^G# There are ^Amillions who ^Eknow his name ^F#mEverybody ^C#mloves him ^AWhy is it that ^Ehe feels so a^B7lone?

^ETom ^G#Cruise is ^ATom Cruise ^Ecrazy ^F#mJust be glad it's ^B7him not ^Eyou ^{B7 E}If you ^G#had Tom C^Aruise's t^Eroubles You m^F#might be Tom Cruise ^B7crazy ^G#too You'd ^C#mflash your big white ^E7shiny smile You'd ^Abuy expensive ^Amshoes But you'd ^Ebe the o^G#nly ^C#7man on Earth Who c^F#mouldn't en^B7joy Tom ^ECruise C#7 F#m B7 E (re-intro) Oh no, you couldn't enjoy Tom Cruise