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The second tab I have submitted, once again Jonathan Coulton. Have fun Opening riff Guitar 1 Guitar 2 ------------------ ------------------| ------------------ ------------------| ------------------ ------6-----------| ----6-7-6--------- 6-7-9---9-7-6---6-| 7-9-------9-7-6-7- --------------9---| ------------------ ------------------| Chords B7 x21202 E 022100 G# 466544 C#m x46654 E7 020100 Amaj7 x02120 Am7 x02010 A x02220 F#m 244222 B7sus4 x22200 Cmaj7 x32000 G 3x0033 C#m7b5 x4545x D xx0232 Verse 1
B7 We took the freeway out of Etown B7 We found a place to settle Edown B7 We bought a driveway and a G#swingset and a C#mdog E7 You got your very own Amaj7bathroom I got my very own Am7workshop in the basement We sit around Estaring G#at the C#mwall-to-Awall Take Efield trips G#to our C#mfavorite Amall EWaiting G#for the C#mday when Aall the F#mkids grow up and B7leave us here
Chorus
If you Eneed me I'll be B7downstairs With the Eshop vac You can Acall but I probably won't Ehear you Because it's F#mloud with the shop vac B7sus4on (for heaven's sake it's really B7loud with the shop vac on) But you'll be EOK Cause you'll be B7upstairs With the ETV You can Acry and I probably won't Ehear you Because it's F#mloud with the B7shop vac Eon A E
Verse 2
B7 We hung a flag above the Edoor B7 Checked out the gourmet grocery Estore B7 I bought a mower I can G#ride around the C#myard E7 But we haven't got reaAmaj7l friends And now even the Am7fake ones have stopped calling Maybe if Eyou forG#get to C#mhide the Akeys I'll Etake a G#ride to C#mAppleAbee's I'll Ecome home G#drunk on C#mdaiquiAris and F#mthrow up on the B7neighbor's lawn
Chorus
If you Eneed me I'll be B7downstairs With the Eshop vac You can Acall but I probably won't Ehear you Because it's F#mloud with the shop vac B7suson (for heaven's sake it's really B7loud with the shop vac on) But you'll be EOK Cause you'll be B7upstairs With the ETV You can Acry and I probably won't Ehear you Because it's F#mloud with the B7shop vac Eon A E
Bridge
Cmaj7I like the Starbucks Ghere that's better than the Cmaj7other one Cause the Gother one's not as good Cmaj7They really need to put a C#m7b5light there cause it's hard to Dturn It's hard to B7make a left turn
[Vincent's Guitar Solo]*** Verse 3
B7 And when it's time to go to Ebed B7 I'm still awake inside my Ehead B7 I'm floating up above the G#house and looking C#mdown E7 I guess I gotta go Amaj7back there I guess there never was Am7any other answer And as the Efreeway G#hums the C#mcars go Aby The Eheadlights G#roll aC#mcross the Asky EMany G#miles aC#mway but AI can F#msee them speeding B7through the dark
Chorus
If you Eneed me I'll be B7downstairs With the Eshop vac You can Acall but I probably won't Ehear you Because it's F#mloud with the shop vac B7suson (for heaven's sake it's really B7loud with the shop vac on) But you'll be EOK Cause you'll be B7upstairs With the ETV You can Acry and I probably won't Ehear you Because it's F#mloud with the B7shop vac Eon A E