Jonathan Coulton - Shop vac
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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Chords]
B7 x21202
E 022100
G# 466544
C#m x46654
E7 020100
Amaj7 x02120
Am7 x02010
A x02220
F#m 244222
B7sus4 x22200
Cmaj7 x32000
G 3x0033
C#m7b5 x4545x
D xx0232
[Opening riff]
(Guitar 1) (Guitar 2)
e|------------------| |------------------|
B|------------------| |------------------|
G|------------------| |------6-----------|
D|----6-7-6---------| |6-7-9---9-7-6---6-|
A|7-9-------9-7-6-7-| |--------------9---|
E|------------------| |------------------|
[Verse 1]
B7 We took the freeway out of Etown
B7 We found a place to settle Edown
B7 We bought a driveway and a G#swingset and a C#mdog E7
You got your very own Amaj7bathroom
I got my very own Am7workshop in the basement
We sit around Estaring G#at the C#mwall-to-Awall
Take Efield trips G#to our C#mfavorite Amall
EWaiting G#for the C#mday when Aall the F#mkids grow up and B7leave us here
[Chorus]
If you Eneed me
I'll be B7downstairs
With the Eshop vac
You can Acall but I probably won't Ehear you
Because it's F#mloud with the shop vac B7sus4on
(for heaven's sake it's really B7loud with the shop vac on)
But you'll be EOK
Cause you'll be B7upstairs
With the ETV
You can Acry and I probably won't Ehear you
Because it's F#mloud with the B7shop vac Eon A E
[Verse 2]
B7 We hung a flag above the Edoor
B7 Checked out the gourmet grocery Estore
B7 I bought a mower I can G#ride around the C#myard E7
But we haven't got reaAmaj7l friends
And now even the Am7fake ones have stopped calling
Maybe if Eyou forG#get to C#mhide the Akeys
I'll Etake a G#ride to C#mAppleAbee's
I'll Ecome home G#drunk on C#mdaiquiAris and F#mthrow up on the B7neighbor's lawn
[Chorus]
If you Eneed me
I'll be B7downstairs
With the Eshop vac
You can Acall but I probably won't Ehear you
Because it's F#mloud with the shop vac B7suson
(for heaven's sake it's really B7loud with the shop vac on)
But you'll be EOK
Cause you'll be B7upstairs
With the ETV
You can Acry and I probably won't Ehear you
Because it's F#mloud with the B7shop vac Eon A E
[Bridge]
Cmaj7I like the Starbucks Ghere that's better than the Cmaj7other one
Cause the Gother one's not as good
Cmaj7They really need to put a C#m7b5light there cause it's hard to Dturn
It's hard to B7make a left turn
[Guitar Solo]
e|-------------|-------------|--------------|-----------|
B|-------------|-------------|---------5----|7b9r7p5----|
G|---------4---|-------------|-----------6-4|--------6-4|
D|---2-/6----6-|--6\4-2-4----|---2-4/6------|-----------|
A|-4-----------|----------2-2|-4------------|-----------|
E|-------------|-------------|--------------|-----------|
e|--5---7---9-9|-------------|--------------|---------------|
B|-------------|10h12-10-9-10|9-------------|---------------|
G|-6--7---9----|-------------|--9--------9--|11---11b13r12-9|
D|-------------|-------------|----9-11-9---9|---9-----------|
A|-------------|-------------|--------------|---------------|
E|-------------|-------------|--------------|---------------|
e|---------16--|
B|-------------|
G|13h14/16-----|
D|-------------|
A|-------------|
E|-------------|
[Verse 3]
B7 And when it's time to go to Ebed
B7 I'm still awake inside my Ehead
B7 I'm floating up above the G#house and looking C#mdown E7
I guess I gotta go Amaj7back there
I guess there never was Am7any other answer
And as the Efreeway G#hums the C#mcars go Aby
The Eheadlights G#roll aC#mcross the Asky
EMany G#miles aC#mway but AI can F#msee them speeding B7through the dark
[Chorus]
If you Eneed me
I'll be B7downstairs
With the Eshop vac
You can Acall but I probably won't Ehear you
Because it's F#mloud with the shop vac B7suson
(for heaven's sake it's really B7loud with the shop vac on)
But you'll be EOK
Cause you'll be B7upstairs
With the ETV
You can Acry and I probably won't Ehear you
Because it's F#mloud with the B7shop vac Eon A E