JONATHAN COULTON - SCREWED CHORDS

Screwed by Jonathan Coulton Chord List in order of appearance: G C A7 D C/G B7 Em Am7 D7 C#m7b5 Dsus4 E--3---0---0---2---3---2---0----0---2-----------3---| B--0---1---2---3---1---0---0----1---1----5------3---| G--0---0---0---2---0---2---0----0---2----4------2---| D--0---2---2---0---2---1---2----2---0----5------0---| A--2---3---0-------x---2---2----0--------4----------| E--3---------------3-------0------------------------| I've also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them figure 1 and figure 2. (fig.1) (fig.2) E-------------3---|-----3----3--3----| B---------1---0---|---0-1----0--0----| G---------0---0---|---0-0----0--0----| D--0h2p0--2---0---|---0-2----0--0----| A-----------------|------------------| E-----------------|----------3-------| Thats all you need, now heres the song. G C A7 D G C/G G

^GSome dumb ^CIndian ^A7sold Man^Dhattan for ^GSeven ^Cbucks and a ^A7bottle of ^Dbooze ^GWent out d^Crinking and ^A7came home ^Dsober and ^GTold his ^Cfriends the good ^Gnews

^GBerna^Cdette saw the ^A7Virgin ^DMary but ^GNo one e^Clse could and e^A7veryone ^Dtried ^GAll her ^Cfriends said ^A7that she'd gone ^Dcrazy, she ^GJoined a ^Cconvent and ^Gdied

^B7I'm the ^EmIndian,^B7 I am ^EmBernadette ^DI'm the ^Gsucker who ^Ddoesn't ^Gknow it yet ^B7I just ^Emsigned it, I ^B7never re^Emviewed All the ^A7fine print you wrote out^Am7 ^D7Now I guess I'm ^Gscrewed ^C ^A7 ^D

G C/G G

^GIndia^Cna Jones ^A7liked to ^Dtravel, he ^GTook his ^Cfriend on a ^A7treasure hunt ^Dtrip ^GDid a ^Cfavor, t^A7hrew him the ^Didol but ^GNever ^Cgot back his ^Gwhip

^GBoba ^CFett was a ^A7bounty ^Dhunter, he ^GDid his ^Cjob well, he ^A7brought back his ^Dman ^GHe was ^Cclutching his ^A7unspent ^Dmoney when he^G Fell down a ^Chole in the ^Gsand

^B7I am ^EmDr. Jones,^B7 I am ^EmBoba Fett ^DI'm the ^Gsucker who ^Ddoesn't ^Gknow it yet ^B7I just ^Emsigned it, I ^B7never re^Emviewed All the ^A7fine print you wrote out^Am7 ^D7Now I guess I'm ^Gscrewed ^C ^A7 ^D

G C/G G C#m7b5 G (Fig.1) C#m7b5 G (Fig.2) It's bad news for me again, It never ends

^C#m7b5I got no ^Gprize inside my ^DHappy Meal ^Dsus4 ^D C#m7b5 G C#m7b5 G (Fig.1) I got lots of money, I got lots of friends ^C#m7b5Just like ^GMeatloaf got a ^Drecord deal ^Dsus4 ^D

^GAlex^Cander Graham ^A7Bell made ^Dtelephones,^G His friend ^CWatson was ^A7out all the ^Dtime ^GCalled him ^Cup just to ^A7chat, no^Dbody home,^G Never ^Cgot back his ^Gdime

^GOnce up^Con a time ^A7France was ^Dbeautiful,^G Had a ^Cqueen who gave ^A7everyone ^Dcake ^GThen the ^Cpeople got ^A7mad and ^Dkilled her dead,^G Took back ^Call they could ^Gtake

^B7I am ^EmGraham Bell,^B7 Marie ^EmAntionette ^DI'm the ^Gsucker who ^Ddoesn't ^Gknow it yet ^B7I just ^Emsigned it, I ^B7never re^Emviewed All the ^A7fine print you wrote out^Am7 ^D7Now I guess I'm ^Gscrewed ^C ^A7 ^D

G C/G G Have fun, Dave Email: Davidtlangley@hotmail.co.uk Guitar Tab Legend: h - Hammer on p - Pull off x - finger mute (fretboard hand)

Jonathan Coulton - Screwed