Jonathan Coulton - Madelaine

^DIf it doesn't kill you it'll make you stronger ^DBut if it kills you you'll be dead ^GUse fluorescent bulbs, they'll probably last longer ^DBut the buzzing sound might hurt your head ^BThere's two ways of looking at your problem ^{B/C# D}Right or wrong, win or lose ^{D/C# D/C B}Stand around and you'll never get the job done ^DAll you have to do is ^Cchoose

Made^Flaine, stay with ^Gme Made^Dlaine, leave me ^Ebe Made^Bblaine, just tell me ^Awhat you're gonna d^Do Made^Flaine, stay for m^Gore Made^Dlaine, use the d^Eoor Made^Bblaine, I'm gonna lea^Ave it up to y^Dou

^DYou could buy a dog to keep away the bad guys ^DBut you'd have to walk him every day ^GYou could open up a Chicken Kitchen franchise ^DPiss off the ASPCA ^BEither way, you better make your mind up ^{B/C# D}What is what, which is which ^{D/C# D/C B}'Cause on the mound, they're ready with the windup ^DAnd you can't miss another ^Cpitch

Made^Flaine, stay with ^Gme Made^Dlaine, leave me ^Ebe Made^Bblaine, just tell me ^Awhat you're gonna d^Do Made^Flaine, stay for m^Gore Made^Dlaine, use the d^Eoor Made^Bblaine, I'm gonna lea^Ave it up to y^Dou

^GmSo many ^Atasties ^Gmon your ^Aplate ^BbWhat is a ^Fhungry girl to ^Gdo? ^GmAlready ^Ait may ^Gmbe too ^Alate ^BbI'm sick of cooking for ^Cyou ^D

^DYou could tell me that it's getting past your bedtime ^DAnd that you have to say good night ^GYou could tell me that you've had way too much red wine ^DYou would probably be right ^BEither way, you better wash those glasses ^{B/C# D}You've got friends coming by ^{D/C# D/C B}And besides, you're sick of making passes ^DTruth be told, so am ^CI

Made^Flaine, stay with ^Gme Made^Dlaine, leave me ^Ebe Made^Bblaine, just tell me ^Awhat you're gonna d^Do Made^Flaine, stay for m^Gore Made^Dlaine, use the d^Eoor Made^Bblaine, I'm gonna lea^Ave it up to y^Dou