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JONATHAN COULTON FIRST OF MAY FROM THE ALBUM SMOKING MONKEY TRANSCRIBED BY DOGMAN (HTTP://WWW.MYSPACE.COM/DOGBISCUIT) intro: G C (with nifty hammer-on fingerpicking on the D string)
GI woke up this morning I had a Cscone and a large house Gblend And Cthen a little Cmaj7conver-Amsation with my Csquirrel and chipmunk Dfriends I said I’Gm sick and tired of winter And I Cwish that it was Gspring CAnd then a little Cmaj7fellow named AmRobin Redbreast C D EbDim (xx1212) Began to sing
And he sang
Em Ooh ooh child, what’d you think the colAmd winter’s gonna last forever Em Ooh ooh child, now’s the time for all thCe people to geDt together C9 (x32333) Outside
[chorus]
Cause it’s the first oGf May, first of May Outdoor Cfucking starts Gtoday So bDring your favorite lady C C/B C/A G G7 (x23033) Or at least your favorite lay The Cwater’s not cold babGy dip in your big toe MaybDe I’ll see you in fGlagrante delicto CGrass below you, Csky above Am C6(x02010) C Cadd2 Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called..
G C G C fucking outside
I Gthanked him for the information I cried a Clittle when he flew aGway I Cwatched an epiCmaj7sode of The AmPeople’s Court And I Ctried to plan my Dday I Gcalled up my old lady She wasn’Ct home so I called mGy girl I Casked her if she’Cmaj7d like to Amjoin me as I C D EbDim (xx1212) Entertain the world
And I said
EmOoh ooh child, I’ll bring a blanket and AmI promise I will brush the ants off EmOoh ooh child, you’re gonna like it when we??C?re taking each other’s
D pants off C9 (x32333) Outside [repeat chorus]
So we Gwent to the park together We were Cwalking in the midday Gsun We mCet all Cmaj7kinds of Ampeople and we C We fucked everyDone We Gfucked a lady who sells ice cream We fucked a Cman with a tan Shar GPei CEveryone who Cmaj7needed Amfucking well they C D EbDim (xx1212) They got fucked today
So come on
Em Ooh ooh child, open your mind and your Amheart, feel-the-spirit moving through you Em Ooh ooh child, you’ll feel the warmth of thCe love when I stick iDt to
you C9 (x32333) Outside [repeat chorus] Am C6(x02010) C Cadd2 Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called.. G C/G G C/G C Cm G fucking outside, fucking outside, fucking outsi-i-i-i-i-ide