Tuning: G C E A

[Verse 1]

^DLucy had a steamboat, the steamboat had a bell ^DLucy went to heaven but she still felt like hell So she ^Donly gave it ^Gtwo stars ^GWorst place ever

^DShe's the kind of person, anyway she tries ^DAlways disappointed so she never feels surprised When she is ^Dalways disap^Gpointed

[Pre-chorus 1]

^GShe holds my hand like I'm a barbed wire fence ^GDance like they're watching you 'cause they are watching you

[Chorus 1]

^D And when the ^Abright lights find you ^G Don't let your heart get lazy ^D Keep all the ^Aworst behind you ^G That stuff will make you crazy

^EmDon't read the comments and ^F#mdon't feed the trolls ^GDon't read the comments and ^Adon't feed the trolls

[Verse 2]

^DHello operator, please give me number nine ^DIf you disconnect me I think that would be fine Because all I can ^Dhear is ^Gtalking ^GSo much talking

^DAppreciate the outrage, I did the best I could ^DI thought about your think piece, I don't think it's any good And anyway, I ^Ddidn't ^Gread it

[Pre-chorus 2]

^GWho writes this stuff? 'Cause it makes no sense ^GI just checked my privilege and it looks fine to me

[Chorus 2]

^D And when the ^Abright lights find you ^G They're gonna shine right through you ^D Keep all the ^Aworst behind you ^G Don't let the words get to you

^EmDon't read the comments and ^F#mdon't feed the trolls ^GDon't read the comments and ^Adon't feed the trolls

[Verse 3]

The ^Dflies are in the meadow, the bees are in the park ^DGirls and boys are kissing as we stumble in the dark And we don't ^Dhave a lot of ^Gtime left

[Pre-chorus 3]

^G You clutch your chest, you fake a heart attack ^G Laugh it up, nothing looks good on me ^G Somebody called, they want their something back ^G I'm not a piece of meat, I guess I'd like to be

[Chorus 3]

^D And when the ^Abright lights find you ^GBro, come on, bro, don't tase me ^D Keep all the ^Aworst behind you ^G That stuff will make you crazy

^EmDon't read the comments and ^F#mdon't feed the trolls ^GDon't read the comments and ^Adon't feed the trolls ^EmDon't read the comments and ^F#mdon't feed the trolls ^GDon't read the comments and ^Adon't feed the trolls

Jonathan Coulton - Dont feed the trolls