Jonathan Coulton - De-evolving
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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro]
Em G C9 B+
Em G C9 B+
[Verse]
Em I guess you've Gnoticed that my C9arms don't B+fit in Emmy old Gsuits C9 B+
Em I guess you've Gnoticed that I'm C9eating B+lots of Emjungle Gfruits C9 B+
Anyway more than I Aused to
I used to Gbe so tall and Athin
Now I'm not exactly Gsure which phylum I'm F#in
[Chorus]
And I know there's a Gmonkey in the Dfuture for AyouAsus4 A
And there's Gnothing modern Ascience can Ddo Dsus4 D
GKeeping the Dthumb but F# I'm getting Bmdumb
I'm de-Gvol-Dving, I'm de-Gvol-Dving
I am Ade-evolving
[Verse]
Em I guess you've Gnoticed that I C9can't sit B+still at Emdinner-Gtime C9 B+
Em I guess you've Gnoticed that I C9quit my B+job and I Emlearned to Gsign C9 B+
Anyway more than I Aused to
I used to Ghave a little body Ahair
Now I have to use a Grazor every-F#where
[Chorus]
And I know there's a Gmonkey in the Dfuture for AyouAsus4 A
And there's Gnothing modern Ascience can Ddo Dsus4 D
GKeeping the Dthumb but F# I'm getting Bmdumb
I'm de-Gvol-Dving, I'm de-Gvol-Dving
I am Ade-evolving
[Bridge]
E Why get so Emaj7angry at me?
E7I don't under-Astand how you Amexpect me to Edefend my actions
F#Knowing what you B7now know
E Monkey Emaj7one and monkey E7two
Monkey Ame and monkey Amyou
Monkey Esee and monkey
F#Do you B7still love Emme G
C9 B+Now that I'm a Emmonkey? G C9 B+
[Verse]
Em I guess you've Gnoticed that I C9drag my B+knuckles Emwhen I Gdance C9 B+
Em I guess you've Gnoticed that I C9stuff a B+tail in-Emside my Gpants C9 B+
Anyway more than I Aused to
I used to Gsee a movie now and Athen
Now I'm never gonna Gwatch King Kong a-F#gain
[Chorus]
And I know there's a Gmonkey in the Dfuture for AyouAsus4 A
And there's Gnothing modern Ascience can Ddo Dsus4 D
GKeeping the Dthumb but F# I'm getting Bmdumb
I'm de-Gvol-Dving, I'm de-Gvol-Dving
I am Ade-evolving
[Outro]
Em G C9
B+ I'm de-Emvol-GvingC9
B+ De-eEmvol-Gving C9
B+ I'm a Emcoal Gminer's C9daughter B+
Em