Jonathan Coulton - Code monkey

^ECode M^Bonkey ^Aget up get coffee ^ECode M^Bonkey ^Ago to job ^ECode M^Bonkey ^Ahave boring meeting ^EWith b^Boring ^Amanager Rob ^ERob ^Bsay Code ^AMonkey very diligent ^EBut his ^Boutput ^Astink ^EHis ^Bcode not ^A"functional" or "elegant" ^EWhat do ^BCode Monkey ^Athink? Code Monkey think m^Aaybe manager w^B7ant to write god damned lo^Egin page ^C#mhimself Code Monke^Ay not say it out loud Code Monkey not^B7 crazy, just proud

^B7Code Monkey l^Eike Fritos ^EM7 Code Monkey like^E6 Tab and Mountain^E Dew ^ACode Monkey very simple man ^B7With big warm fuzzy secret heart: Code Monkey ^Elike you

^ECode Monkey ^Bhang around ^Aat front desk ^ETell you ^Bsweater look ^Anice ^ECode Monkey ^Boffer buy you ^Asoda ^EBring you ^Bcup, bring you ^Aice ^EYou say n^Bo thank you f^Aor the soda cause ^ESoda ^Bmake you ^Afat ^EAnyway you ^Bbusy with the ^Atelephone ^ENo ^Btime for ^Achat Code Monkey have l^Aong walk back to c^B7ubicle He sit ^Edown pretend to ^C#mwork Code Monke^Ay not thinking so straight Code Monkey not^B7 feeling so great

^B7Code Monkey l^Eike Fritos ^EM7 Code Monkey like^E6 Tab and Mountain^E Dew ^ACode Monkey very simple man ^B7With big warm fuzzy secret heart: Code Monkey like you ^{D A Am E}

Code Monkey^D like yo^Au ^Ama lot ^{Amadd9 E} [Verse 3] ^ECode Monkey ^Bhave every ^Areason ^ETo get ^Bout this ^Aplace ^ECode Monkey ^Bjust keep on ^Aworking ^ESee your ^Bsoft pretty ^Aface ^EMuch rather ^Bwake up, ^Aeat a coffee cake ^ETake ^Bbath, ^Atake nap ^EThis ^Bjob "^Afulfilling in creative way" ^ESuch a ^Bload of ^Acrap Code Monkey think so^Ameday he have ev^B7erything even pre^Etty girl like ^C#myou ^BCode Monkey just^A waiting for now Code Monkey say so^B7meday, somehow

^B7Code Monkey l^Eike F^Em7ritos ^E6Code Monkey like ^ETab and Mountain Dew ^ACode Monkey very simple man ^B7With big warm fuzzy secret heart: Code Monkey like you ^E