Jonathan Coulton - Baby got back

I ^Clike big butts and I ^Fcannot lie You ^Cother brothers ^Fcan't deny When a ^Fgirl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a r^Gound thing in your face You get ^Csprung and you wanna ^Fpull up tough You not^Cice that but^Ft was stuffed ^FDeep in the jeans she's wearing ^GI'm hooked and I can't stop staring ^EmOh babe, I wanna get wit'cha ^AmAnd take your pretty picture ^FMy homeboys tried to warn me ^GBut that butt you got makes me so horny ^COoh, Rumple-^Fsmooth-skin ^CYou say you wanna get ^Fin my Benz' Well, ^Fuse me, use me ^GCause you ain't that average groupie ^CI've seen them ^Fdancing ^CThe hell with ^Fromancing ^FCause she's sweat, wet, ^GGot it going like a turbo Vette

^EmI'm tired of magazines ^AmSaying flat butts are the thing ^FTake the average black man and ask him that ^GShe gotta pack much back

^FTell her to shake it, ^Fshake it ^AmShake that healthy ^Gbutt ^CBaby got b^Amack

^CBa^Emby ^Fgo^Gt back (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^CBa^Emby ^Fgo^Gt back (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^CBa^Emby ^Fgo^Gt back (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^CBa^Emby ^Fgo^Gt back

^CI like them ro^Fund and big ^CAnd when I'm t^Fhrowing a gig ^DmI just can't help myself, I'm acting like an animal ^GNow here's my scandal ^CI wanna get^F you home ^CAnd wo, dou^Fble-up, wo-oo-wo ^DmI ain't talking bout Playboy ^GCause silicone parts are made for toys

^EmI want em real thick and juicy ^AmSo find that juicy double ^DmJonnie C's in trouble ^GBegging for a piece of that bubble

^CSo I'm looking at ^Frock videos ^CKnock-kneed bimbos ^Fwalking like hoes ^DmYou can have them bimbos ^GI'll keep my women like Flo Jo ^CA word to the thick soul s^Fistas, I wanna get with ya ^CI won't c^Fuss or hit ya ^DmBut I gotta be straight when I say I wanna' (pause) ^GTil the break of dawn

^EmBaby got it going on ^AmA lot of simps won't like this song ^DmCause them punks like to hit it and quit it ^GAnd I'd rather stay and play

^DmCause I'm long, and I'm strong ^GAnd I'm down to get the friction on

^CSo, ladies, ^Fladies ^CIf you wanna rol^Fe in my Mercedes ^DmThen turn around and stick it out ^GEven white boys got to shout

^CBa^Emby ^Fgo^Gt back (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^CBa^Emby ^Fgo^Gt back (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^CBa^Emby ^Fgo^Gt back (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^CBa^Emby ^Fgo^Gt back