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Capo: 2 Tuning: E A D G B E
Strum: B ↓ AB ↓ [Verse 1]
DWoke up this morning,G put on my slippers DWalked in the kitchen and Adied And Doh what a feeling when my Gsoul went through the ceiling and Aon up in to heaven I did Drise When I Ggot there they did say John it Dhappened this-a-way you Dslipped upon the floor and hit your Ahead And Dall the angels say just beGfore you passed away these Dwere the very Alast words that you Dsaid
[Chorus 1]
GPlease don't bury me down Din that cold cold ground I'd Drather have 'em cut me up and pass me all aAround DThrow my brains in a hurricane the Gblind can have my Deyes The Gdeaf can take Dboth of my ears if Athey don't mind the Dsize
[Verse 2]
DGive my stomach to Milwaukee if Gthey run out of beer DPut my socks in a cedar box just E7get 'em out'a Ahere DVenus de milo can have my arms Look Gout! I've got your Dnose GSell my heart to the Djunk man and Agive my love to DRose
[Chorus 2]
But, Gplease don't bury me down Din that cold cold ground I'd Drather have 'em cut me up and pass me all aAround DThrow my brains in a hurricane the Gblind can have my Deyes And the Gdeaf can take Dboth of my ears if Athey don't mind the Dsize
[Verse 3]
DGive my feet to the foot-loose Gcareless fancy free DGive my knees to the needy don't 'cha E7pull that stuff on Ame DHand me down my walkin' cane, it's a Gsin to tell a Dlie GSend my mouth Dway down south and Akiss my ass goodDbye
[Chorus 3]
But, Gplease don't bury me down Din that cold cold ground I'd Drather have 'em cut me up and pass me all aAround DThrow my brains in a hurricane the Gblind can have my Deyes The Gdeaf can take Dboth of my ears if Athey don't mind the Dsize