John Prine - Its a big old goofy world

^GUp in the morning ,^CWork like a dog It's ^Dbetter than sittin like a ^Cbump on a ^Glog ^GMind your manners ,^Cbe quiet as a mouse Some^Dday you'll own a home that's ^Cas big as a ^Ghouse ^GI know a fella ,^Ceats like a horse ^DKnocks his old balls around the ^Cold golf ^Gcoarse ^GYou oughta see wife ,^Cshe's a cute little dish She ^Dsmokes like a chimney and ^Cdrinks like a ^Gfish

There's a ^Gbig ole goofy man ,dancin with a ^Cbig ole goofy girl ^DOooh baby it's a ^Cbig ole goofy ^Gworld

^GElvis had a woman ^Cwith a head like a rock I ^Dwish I had a woman that ^Cmade my knees ^Gknock ^GShe'd sing like an angel ^Cand eat like a bird And ^Dif I wrote a song,she'd know ^Cevery single ^Gword

There's a ^Gbig ole goofy man Dancin with a ^Cbig ole goofy girl ^DOooh baby it's a ^Cbig ole goofy ^Gworld

^GKiss a little baby ,^Cgive the world a smile And ^Dif you take a inch ,^Cgive them back a ^Gmile ^GCause you ly like rug ^Cand don't give a damn Your ^Dnever gonna be ^Cas happy as a ^Gclam ^GSittin in a hotel ,^Ctrying to write a song My ^Dhead is just as empty ^Cas the day is ^Glong ^GWhy it's clear as a bell ,^CI should have went to school I'd ^Dbe as wise as an owl,instead of ^Cas stubborn as a ^Gmule

There's a ^Gbig ole goofy man Dancin with a ^Cbig ole goofy girl ^DOooh baby it's a ^Cbig ole goofy ^Gworld ^DOooh baby it's a ^Cbig ole goofy ^Gworld