^CShe don't like her eggs all runny, ^CShe thinks crossin' her legs is funny ^FShe looks down her nose at money, ^CShe gets it on like the Easter Bunny, ^GShe's my baby, I'm her honey, ^GI ain't never gonna let her ^Cgo.

^CHe ain't got laid in a month of sundays, ^Ccaught him once he was sniffing my undies ^FHe ain't too sharp but he gets things done, ^Cdrinks his beer like its oxygen ^GHe's my baby, and I'm his honey, ^GNever gonna let him ^CGo

Chorus:

^CIn spite of ^Fourselves, we'll end up sittin' on a ^Crainbow Against all ^Godds, Honey we're the big door ^Cprize, we’re gonn^Fa spite, our noses right off of our ^Cfaces, There won't be nothing but big old ^Ghearts dancing in our ^Ceyes.

Instrumental break: C | F | C | F | C | F | C | C | G Rest of the song continues as normal:

^CShe thinks all my jokes are corny, ^CConvict movies make her horny, ^FShe likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs, ^Cswears like a sailor when she

shaves her legs.

^GShe takes a lickin', and keeps on tickin', Never gonna let her ^Cgo ^CHe's got more balls than a big brass monkey, C

He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie

^FSly as a fox, Crazy as a loon, ^CPayday comes and he's a-howling at the moon, ^GHe's my baby, I don't mean maybe, Never gonna let him ^Cgo

Chorus x 2 and fade out.

John Prine - Inspite of ourselves