John Hiatt - Since his penis came between us

^GIt was a wonderful ^Em7world The picture ^D/F#tube was ^Gbright ^GThere was so much to ^Cdo on a Saturday ^Gnight ^GPlenty of talk during ^D/F#commercials Sometimes even ^Em7popcorn in bed ^Cadd9

^GI've been a model pro^Em7vider You must ^D/F#admit to ^Gthat ^GA lovely rented bun^Cgalow, two terrific little ^Gcats ^GIs there something that I ^D/F#might have missed? You haven't heard a ^Em7word I've said ^Cadd9

Since his ^Gpenis came bet^Cween us Since his ^Gpenis came bet^Cween us ^{Dsus4 D}

^GI don't mean to seem a^Em7ngry But I'm a ^D/F#bit taken ^Gback ^GWhat did you say his name^C was? Oh my god, it's not ^GJack? ^GThat scoundrel's gonna get a ^D/F#talkin' to tomorrow at the ^Em7coffee machine ^Cadd9

^GIt's always someone you ^Em7know In this c^D/F#ase, my best ^Gfriend ^GHow could he do this to ^Cme? We just played golf last week^Gend ^GI've got news for Mr. ^D/F#So-and-so He won't be teeing ^Em7off with me ^Cadd9

Since his ^Gpenis came bet^Cween us Since his ^Gpenis came bet^Cween us ^{Dsus4 D}

Let's ^Emplay a little game: Is it ^Gbigger than a bread-box? Or ^G/F#shorter than your maiden n^Came? Is it as ^Chigh as an ^Cmaj7/Belephants eye? Is it like ^Ammounting some great white steed? I mean this ^Cadd9thing you have for him ^Cmaj7 This, ^Gshall we say, ^D/F#need?

^GLet's turn off the l^Em7ights, love It's^D/F# time for ^Gbed ^GOh look, there's Johnny Ca^Crson, If you'd rather watch in^Gstead ^GI'm glad that we could have this little^D/F# talk Goodnight, and pleasant ^Emdreams, my love Em