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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] C G Am Dm Am G C G Am Dm Bbm [Verse 1]
C Oh what have you Gdone with your Amlife Dm Oh please don't Amtell me G Just shut up and Cgo to Fwork C Cause you're interGrupting me
[Verse 2]
C I won't repreGsent the U.AmS. Dm In the summer oAmlympics G My character's CquestionaFble C My life is a Gbroken record
[Chorus]
C I'm shredding the GdocuCments Dm I'm keeping my Ammouth shut G I'm running on Cradio FsilCence C I'm letting the Grecord speak C I'm shredding the GdocuCments Dm The switchboard is Amlighting up G I'm not taking Canymore FcallsC C Well maybe from GLarry King
[Verse 3]
C And I don't know Gwho killed Amwho Dm I'm having a Amsex change G To a woman who Cloves too Fmuch C My sister's a Gpetty thief
[Verse 4]
C I doctored the GeviAmdence Dm Yeah, it was a Amcover up G I want to stay Cwrapped in my Fblanket C And never get Gout of bed
[Chorus]
C I'm shredding the GdocuCments Dm I'm keeping my Ammouth shut G I'm running on Cradio FsilCence C I'm letting the Grecord speak C I'm shredding the GdocuCments Dm The switchboard is Amlighting up G I'm not taking Canymore FcallsC C Well maybe from GLarry King
[Solo] C G Am Dm Am G C F C G C G Am Dm Am G C (x3), F [Verse 5]
C All rumour and GinnuAmendo Dm An Eagles Amreunion G The 20th Ccentury's Fclosing C It's closing Gin on me
[Verse 6]
C You know what my Gfather Amsaid Dm Well I'm not going to Amtell you G Some words that I Ctry to Flive by C It's none of your Ggod-damned busiCness
[Chorus]
C I'm shredding the GdocuCments Dm I'm keeping my Ammouth shut G I'm running on Cradio FsilCence C I'm letting the Grecord speak C I'm shredding the GdocuCments Dm The switchboard is Amlighting up G I'm not taking Canymore Fcalls C Well maybe from GLarry King C I'm shredding the GdocuCments Dm The switchboard is Amlighting up G I'm not taking Canymore Fcalls C Well maybe from GOprah WinCfrey
[Outro] C G Am Dm Am G C F C G C G Am Dm Am G C (x3), F