Jimmy Buffett - Vampires mummies and holy ghost

L^Eooked in my laptop, ^Awhat did I ^Esee? A f^Elashin' message says t^Aoday therap^Ey Rat^Eher walk through fire than con^Averse with my ^Eshrink Bu^Ct I'm getting b^Getter that's what so^Dme people think ^B

Ta^Elk about denial and dys^Afunctional ^Ethings He^Ead's like a bell som^Aedays it do^Engs and it dings My^E brain play tricks on me it li^Akes to shift g^Eears S^Cpend lots of mo^Gney, but I'm tacklin' my f^Dears

Va^Gmpires, m^Cummies and the Holy Gh^Gost The^Cse are the th^Gings that te^Drrify me the m^Gost No^G aliens, p^Csychopaths or MTV ho^Gsts Scare me like v^Campires, m^Gummies and the H^Doly G^Ghost Ooohh

^EHad a dream last nig^Aht took a t^Eime travellin' ride Back ^Eto my childhood where ^Athose monst^Eers reside They ^Esnack on innocence and ^Adine on self-e^Esteem Bu^Ct I like to be ^Gin touch with what m^Dakes me scream ^B

Va^Gmpires, m^Cummies and the Holy Gh^Gost The^Cse are the th^Gings that te^Drrify me the m^Gost No^G aliens, p^Csychopaths or MTV ho^Gsts Scare me like v^Campires, m^Gummies and the H^Doly G^Ghost Ooohh

^CI was n^Bmever ever f^Amrightened ^Cby the ^Bmmurderer on our ^Amblock H^Ce nurtured ^Bmorchids and raised ^Amhamsters The nei^Gghborhood is s^Dtill in shock ^D7 L^Ga la la la,^C la la la la^{G C}La la la la, ^Gla la ^Dla la la ^Gla

^ESo many dragons lurk^Aing out in ^Ethe fog So ma^Eny crazy people mumbli^An' monologu^Ees It's ^Enot the tales of Stephe^An King that I'^Eve read I^C need protectio^Gn from the things in^D my head like ^B

Va^Gmpires, m^Cummies and the Holy Gh^Gost The^Cse are the th^Gings that te^Drrify me the m^Gost No^G aliens, p^Csychopaths or MTV ho^Gsts Scare me like v^Campires, m^Gummies and the H^Doly G^Ghost Ooohh