Jet - Sgt major

^AWake up major^G# and stitch on your hat ^F#You fell out of ^Ebed, and then you landed in the cache ^DSo whats in your diary ^Atoday? ^ACall on your ma^G#in man, what can he do for you? ^F#Hang out with st^Eupid, so you can tell him what to do ^DMajor, this is your ^Aday

^C#Livin' al^Done in a ja^Ar never ^Egets you very ^Dfar Chorus ^AHe can read your mind, make you ^C#feel alright Sgt. ^DMajor ^Aknows what you ^Ewant ^AHe knows who you are, one day yo^C#u'll be a star Sgt ^DMajor k^Anows what you ^Ewant

^ATake out your^G# paper and throw it all away ^F#Everything is ^Euseless ain't got a lot to say ^DMajor thi^As is your way

^AThe major is ^G#drowning 'cause he opened his mouth ^F#He starts to explain ^Eit, but nothing's coming out ^DMajor wha^At can you say?

^C#I hope that you ^Dlike who you ^Aare ^C#Cause l^Divin'^A alone i^En a jar ^Dnever gets you very far

^BI know what I meant to say F#minor While you looked in the mirror ^BI was getting away ^DFor you there is there is nothing to say