Pretty sure this is how Jamey did it. Just listen to the song a few times to get your timing down but other than that pretty simple. Verse 1:

^AShe was Six foot T^Dhree ^AShe could bench press ^Dme ^DHad a voice like a young Charlie P^Aride ^AWell she walked up to you

Said honey how do you do

I ^Dknow you ain't here with this ^Eguy Chorus: ^AThere's a bull dyke, hittin' on my gi^Dmrlfrien^Dd Now I was '^Ambout to ge^At rowdy and ma^Ed ^F#mI just ke^Apt hearin' the words of my da^Gd ^ASon don't ever hit a m^Ean on the ra^Ag

Verse 2:

^AShe gave you a wink Bought you a drink ^DWrote her phone number down on your ^Ahand She was well on her ^Dway ^AJust hit second base I'd '^Dbout damn had all I could ^Estand

Chorus:

^AThere's a bull dyke, hittin' on my gi^Dmrlfrien^Dd Now I was '^Ambout to ge^At rowdy and ma^Ed ^F#mI just ke^Apt hearin' the words of my da^Gd ^ASon don't ever hit a m^Ean on the ra^Ag

Verse 3:

She was ^F#mflexin' her muscles An ^Eflickin' her bean She was ^Alonesome, ^Eonry and mean

Chorus:

^AThere's a bull dyke, hittin' on my gi^Dmrlfrien^Dd Now I was '^Ambout to ge^At rowdy and ma^Ed ^F#mI just ke^Apt hearin' the words of my da^Gd ^AmDear old da^Gd ^ASon don't ever hit a m^Ean on the ra^Ag

Jamey Johnson - Words of my dad