Jack Stauber - My plea

Hey! It's been a ^Fmaj7long time Since I've seen your name ^Conline AIM is in a ^Fmaj7decline Think we need a little ^Crewind

Drop out and learn to ^Fmaj7bartend Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink 'till I ^Csay when (when!) Call up your mom on the ^Fmaj7payphone, 50 cents go: ^CRing, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ri-^Dm7ing!

(Hello?) I'm not trying to ^Fbug you babe But I just got ^Dm7mugged today (Really sucked!) And I ^Am7need some money to buy candy bars

^Dm7 No, I'm not trying to ^Fbug you babe (Uh-uh!) But I got ^Dm7mugged today And I ^Fneed some money to buy candy bars

^Fmaj7 Snickers...^C 100 Gra^Fmaj7nd... ^C Almond Joy... ^Fmaj7 Kit Kat... ^CCrunch...^{Fmaj7 C}

You would've said the ^Fmaj7same thing on the phone with your dad He was ^Ceating so he didn't pick up You left a ^Fmaj7voicemail on his answering machine, that says: "^CHey dad, dad pick up the phone please!"

^Fmaj7 Think of joining the army C Sing your A-B-C-D-E-F, baby! ^Fmaj7 Ride the bus till it's empty, tug the pull string: ^CDing, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding (Get out!), ding, ding, di-^Dm7ing!

I'm not trying to ^Fbug you babe (Nuh-uh-uh!) But I just got ^Dm7mugged today (It really sucked!) And I ^Fneed some money to buy candy bars

^Dm7 No, I'm not trying to ^Fbug you babe (No, no!) But I did get ^Dm7mugged today And I ^Fneed some money to buy candy bars (Hello?)

^Dm7 I'm not trying to ^Fbug you babe (Nuh-uh-uh!) But I just got ^Dm7mugged today (It really sucked!) And I ^Am7need some money to buy candy bars

^Dm7 No, I'm not trying to ^Fbug you babe (Uh-uh!) But I just got ^Dm7mugged today And I ^Fneed some money to buy candy bars (Hello?)

N.C.

I'm not trying to bug you babe But I just got mugged today And I need some money to buy candy bars

N.C.

No, I'm not trying to bug you babe But I just got mugged today And I need some money to buy candy bars