Harry McClintock - Aint we crazy

^DNow I know a little ditty it's as cr^Aazy as can be The guy who wrote it said he wanted it and h^Danded it to me I found I couldn't use it be^Gcause it sounded blue And ^Dthat's the very reason why I'm ^Ahanding it to ^Dyou

^DIt's a song the alligators sing while ^Acoming through the rye As they serenade the elephants up i^Dn the trees so high The iceman hums this ditty as he s^Ghovels in the coal And ^Dthe monkeys join the chorus up a^Around the northern p^Dole

^DAin't we crazy ain't we c^Arazy This is the way we pass the time aw^Day Ain't we crazy ain't we c^Arazy We're going to sing this song all night tod^Day

^DIt was midnight on the ocean not a s^Atreetcar was in sight And the sun was shining brightly for it r^Dained all day that night Twas a summer night in winter and the r^Gain was snowing fast And a ^Dbarefoot boy with shoes on stood a-^Asitting in the ^Dgrass

^DIt was evening and the rising sun was s^Aetting in the west The little fishes in the trees were ^Dhuddled in their nests The rain was pouring down and the ^Gmoon was shining bright And ^Deverything that you could see was ^Ahidden out of ^Dsight

^DWhile the organ peeled potatoes lard was r^Aendered by the choir The sexton rung the dishrag someone s^Det the church on fire Holy smoke The preacher shouted in the rain^G he lost his hair Now his ^Dhead resembles heaven for there i^As no parting t^Dhere

^DThe cows were making cowslips and the b^Aells were ringing wet And the bumblebees were making bums and s^Dmoking cigarettes And a man slept in a stable and came o^Gut a little hoarse So he ^Dhopped upon his golf sticks and drove a^All around the c^Dourse

^DAin't we crazy ain't we c^Arazy This is the way we pass the time aw^Day ^DAin't we crazy ain't we c^Arazy We're goin' to sing this song all night tod^Day

^DIt was midnight on the ocean not a h^Aorsecar was in sight As I stepped into the drugstore to g^Det myself a light The man behind the counter was a w^Goman old and gray Who ^Dused to peddle shoestrings on the r^Aoad to Mandalay^D

^DGood evening sir the woman said and her eyes ^Awere bright with tears As she put her head beneath her feet and s^Dtood that way for years Her children six were orphans excep^Gt one tiny tot Who ^Dlived in a house across the street ab^Aove a vacant ^Dlot

^DAin't we crazy ain't we c^Arazy But this is the way we pass the time awa^Dy ^DAin't we crazy ain't we c^Arazy We're going to sing this song all night tod^Day