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[Intro] G G Cadd9 D G G Cadd9 D [Verse 1]
GWell, I went camping andC I caught poison oDak, GCalamine lotion makes me look likCe a pink joke D EmWhat’s so emDbarrassing isC where I’ve got thGe itch EmI caught itD going #2 hangiCn’ over a ditch G
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EmIt itches when I sit dGown and whenEm the flame goGes out EmI hope it’s gone beDfore the ventGure girls find out
[Interlude] G G C D G G C D [Verse 2]
GThe phrase that we're known foCr is to 'Be Prepared'D GWe’re supposed to play 'deCad' when we see a beaDr EmI don't tellD anyone but thCat's the crazGiest thing I've heard EmHe’ll eat you Dup and make yCou into a turdG
[Chorus]
EmIf I see a bear I’ll tGry to be in Ema 'dead stancGe' EmBut I’ll probably pDoop in my panGts
[Instrumental] G G C D G G C D G G C D G G C D Em D C G Em D C G [Verse 3]
GIn all seriousness, you guys aCre really cool D Gt’s noble and impressive wCe’re so proud of you D EmMen of integDrity, woman ofC honor G EmIn the same clDass as Neil ACrmstrong and GGerald Ford
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EmIt’s something so commGendable, youEm really shoulGd be proud EmI'm honored to perfDorm for such Ga crowd
[Interlude] G G C D G G C D [Chorus]
EmIt’s something so commGendable, youEm really shoulGd be proud EmGive yourselves a rDound applauseG and make it loud.
[Ending] G G Cadd9 D G G Cadd9 D G