George Strait - Cheaper than a shrink

I was ^Fsittin' in a chair at the H&R Block. Some ^F7bean countin' pencil pusher ^Bbrunnin' up the clock. Said, "^CI've tallied up your numbers for the ^C7end of the year, And son, ^Fyou've spent a small fortune on ^G#liquor and beer."

^BbCheaper than a shrink. ^FYou don't have to think. ^BbYou just ^C pour and drink. ^FIt's sixteen-fifty for a ^Bbbottle of Jack, No ^Fpouring out your heart to some high-dollar quack.

And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a ^F7lot more fun. And ^Bbit's cheaper than a shrink. ^F You don't have to think. ^G#You just ^Cpour and drink. Aw, ^Fit's cheaper than a shrink.

^FNow me and her had this little problem between us. Tryin' to bridge the gap between ^BbMars and Venus. She said, "^CHoney, I think we need to see a marital counselor." I said, "^FAll we need to do is slam a case of twelve-^G#ouncers."

^BbCheaper than a shrink. ^FYou don't have to think. You just ^Cpour and drink. About ^Feighteen bucks 'll get you ^Bbfour six-^Fpacks. No pouring out your heart to some high dollar ^Bbquack. Just a ^G#flip of the wrist and you're ^Fgettin' it ^Bbdone. And gettin' ^Fjust as messed up and havin' a ^F7lot more fun. And it's ^Bbcheaper than a shrink. ^FYou don't have to think. You just ^Cpour and drink. Yeah, it's ^Fcheaper than a shrink. ^C#

If liquor prices ^Bbsoared as high as gaso^C#line, ^FI'd a quit drinkin' back when I was ninete^G#en. It's the ^Bboldest most proven form of therapy. ^Bb7The best thing about it far as ^C7I can see is that it's ;

^BbCheaper than a shrink. ^FYou don't have to think. ^G#You just ^Cpour and drink. And it's ^Fcheaper than a shrink. ^G#Aw, you just ^Cpour and drink. And it's a ^Fwhole lot cheaper Than some big town, clock hound, drag you down shrink.^{C F}