Flight of the Conchords - Petrov yelyena and me
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This is the version from the "I Told You I Was Freaky" album.
It's not perfect, but it's fairly comprehensive.
APetrov, Yelyena, and Me
Lost but happy at sEea
DPetrov and Yelyena said Ato me,
EShouldn't we have sDomething to Aeat?
I sAaid there are C#mplenty of Gfish in the Bmsea,
But Eall they can sDee is Ame
AThey said, "Any last requests?"
Biding my time, I say "EYes!
DI want to party just we Athree
ELost, but hDappy at Asea".
ASo we drank all night from the keg
I passed out then I woke with one Eleg
DI said "Petrov, have you seen my lAeg?"
He said, "ENo", and he Dwent back to Abed.
But he Elooked susDpiciously well-Afed.
AThree days C#mlater they were Ghungry Bmagain.
TheyE said, "Any Dlast requests,A my friend, again?"
( A )
So I said, "Do you know any Rolling Stones?
It was a hilarious moment in a very bleak,
Bleak time of my life.
So, we Adanced all night to the Rolling Stones.
When I awoke they were chewing on Ebones.
YelDyena was sucking blood fArom the tub,
That's Ewhen I knew tDhat somethingA was up
(Hold on A , I think?)
"Hey Petrov, what is that you're eating?"
"It's fish!"
"How come it looks so much like my arm,
which has been hacked off at the elbow
last night?"
"Oh, it's an arm fish."
(Key Change... You're on your own.)
LaBter that night, while they were asleep,
I swallowed some arsenic to pF#oison my meat
I Ewas very ill, but reBvenge is so sweet...
UnF#like the laEst meal my comBrades would eat.
F B F B F B F B A# E (???)
WhAen I awoke, they were already dead
All that was left of Eme was my head
NoD, not dead, juAst a head.
LoEst, but so lDonely, at Asea.