...MERMAIDS... by Flight of the Conchords --------------........................... *from Episode 9 (2007)* *N.B...Ukulele CHORD DIAGRAMS follow the Guitar Tab* Intro: (n.C) Ahh Ahh...ahh Ahh...

^Dmaj7 Ahh Ahh...ahh Ahh... Ahh ^C#mAhh...

Bridge 1:

^Bm7 Mermaids, mermaids, ^Amaj7mermaids, mermaids. ^Bm7 Mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, mermaid, ^Amaj7mermaid, mermaid, mermaid.

Verse 1:

^Bm7 Mermaid murmured into my ^Amaj7ear. The ^Bm7answers to questions, I'm longing to ^Amaj7hear. ^Bm7 Does it relax you to hear, the sound of the ^Amaj7land' ^Bm7 Do you, a mermaid, have, slightly webbed ^Amaj7hands'

^Bm7 Is it normal for a guy, to wear a scuba apparatus, When he makes ^Amaj7love in the sea' (Make love to me). ^Bm7 Would it be weird for you, if I touched your fishy half' ^Amaj7 I know it would be for me.

Chorus 1:

^Bm7 (Ah ah ah oh, ^Amaj7wa-ee-ah wa-ee-ah), Bm7 Amaj7 (n.C) (Ah ah ah oh, ooh-A-ooh-A-ooh, A-ooh-A-ooh).

Verse 2:

^Bm7 Do you have mermaid parties, beneath the ^Amaj7sea' (Am I invited') ^Bm7 At these mermaid parties; do you smoke sea-^Amaj7weed' (If so, then how do you light it')

^Bm7 Are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely ^Amaj7wish' (Wish, wish, wish...)

Or ^Bm7are you an optical illusion, caused by a woman sitting on a rock, Holding half a ^Amaj7fish' (Half a sexy fish...)

Chorus 2:

^Bm7 (Ah ah ah oh, ^Amaj7wa-ee-ah wa-ee-ah), Bm7 Amaj7 (n.C) Amaj7 (Ah ah ah oh, ooh-A-ooh-A-ooh, A-ooh-A-ooh).

CHORD DIAGRAMS: --------------- Dmaj7 C#m Bm7 Amaj7 EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE EADGBE xx0222 x46654 x24232 x02120 *UKULELE CHORDS* ---------------- Dmaj7 C#m Bm7 Amaj7 GCEA GCEA GCEA GCEA 2224 1104 4222 1100 ____ _ __ __ | __| __ __ | | _ _ | \ / | | |__ \ \ / / _____ | | | | | | | | |__ | \ \/ / | ___| | | | | | | | |\_/| | __| | \ / | |= = | | | |_| | | | = | | |____| | | | | | | |_____| | | | | = = = | | | |___ | | = = = | | | | | | |_____| | | |_| |_| | | = = = | |_____ = = Tabbed by |_| |_______| Joel from cLuMsY, 2008 = = = = = (clumsyband@hotmail.com)

Flight of the Conchords - Mermaids