Flight of the Conchords - Hurt feelings
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Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings
We have feelings. (We have feelings)
Some people say that we are not rappers. (We’re rappers.)
That hurts our feelings.
(Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers.)
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We’re vincible. (We’re vincible.)
What you are about to hear are true stories
(Real experiences)
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!
EmI make a meal for my friends,
Try to make it delicious,
Try to keCep it nutritious,
Create wonderful dishes.
Not oGne of them thinks about the way I feel
NobDody compliments the meal
EmI got hurt feCelings, I got hurt fGeelings
I feel like a prize asshole
No one even mDentions my casserole.
EmI got hurt fCeelings, I got hurt fGeelings.
You coulda said something nice about my proDfiteroles
EmHere’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
I was sChopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
But Gevery suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
And the Dassistant suggested I try a ladies’ size
EmI got hurt fCeelings, I got hurt fGeelings
I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetDsuit I’m a man!
EmI got hurt fCeelings, I got hurt fGeelings
Get me a small man’sD wetsuit, please
It’s mEmy birthday, 2003
CWaitin’ for a call from my familyG
DTh
(mute)
ey forgot about meEmI got hurt fCeelings, I got hurt fGeelings
The day after my birthday is nDot my birthday, Mum
I cEmall my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,”
But they’rCe all too busy to go into town
So I gGo by myself, I go into town
Then I sDee all my friends, they’re all in town
EmI got hurt fCeelings, I got hurt fGeelings.
They’re all lined up to watch that Dmovie “Maid in Manhattan.”
Have you Emever been told that your ass is too big?
Have you Cever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you Gever been told you’re mediocre in bed?
Have you Dever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?
Has your Emfamily ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once agCain, they forgot about J
Were you Gever called “homo” ‘cuz at school you took drama?
Have you Dever been told that you look like a llama?
EmTears of a rapper (Ctears of a rapper),
I’m cryingG tears of a rapper
Tears of a rapper