Father John Misty - The night josh tillman came to our apartment

Oh, I just lo^Fve the kind of woman who can w^Bb/Falk ov^Fer a m^Gman I mean like a g^Bb/Fod damn mar^Fching b^Gmand She says, like li^Ebterally, mu^Bb/Fsic is the a^Fir she b^Gmreathes And the malaprops m^C/Gake me want to fucking^Dm scream I wonder if she ev^C/Gen knows what that word mean^Dms Well, it's ^A7literally n^Dmot that

Of the few main th^Fings I hate about her, one's her p^Bb/Fetty, v^Fogue i^Gmdeas Someone's been told too many ti^Bb/Fmes they're bey^Fond their y^Gmears By every ^Ebhalf-wit of dist^Bb/Finction she k^Feeps ar^Gmound And now ev^C/Gery insufferable c^Dmonvo Features her pa^C/Gtiently explaining the^Dm cosmos Of which s^A7he's in the mi^Dmddle

O^Bb/Fh my G^C/God, I swear this never^Gm happens ^Bb/FLately, ^C/GI can't stop the wheels from s^Gmpinning I f^Bbeel ^Bbso unc^Gmonvincing When I ^Bbfum^Bbble with your^Gm buttons ^C

She blames her ex^Fcess on my influence but gladly Ho^Bb/Fovers a^Fll my d^Gmrugs I found her naked with the b^Bb/Fest friend ^Fin the ^Gmtub We sang "S^Ebilent Night" in three^Bb/F parts wh^Fich was ^Gmfun Til she said that she so^C/Gunds just like Sarah ^DmVaughan I hate that soulful affec^C/Gtation white girls put ^Dmon Why don't you m^A7ove to the D^Dmelta?

I obl^Bbiged later on when you ^Abegged me to^A7 choke ya