The rhythm is kind of tricky and these chords are definitely not exact; I'm working from the Live in Philly version from Youtube (http://chordify.net/chords/father-john-misty-malaprops-live-intuitivemediums). This should be a decent start, though, and any corrections/improvements are appreciated! F Bb

^FOh I just love the kind of woman who can walk ove^Cr a ^Gmman I mean like a ^Bbgoddamn ^Fmarching ^Gmband She says, "L^Ebike, litera^Bblly" mus^Dmic is th^Gme air she breathes And the malaprops ^Cmake me wanna f^Gmucking s^Dmcream I wonder if she ev^Cen knows what t^Gmhat word^Dm means Well it's ^Aliterally not^Dm that

^FOooh, ooooh ^Bb Of the few main th^Fings I hate about her one's her ^Bbpetty ^Dmvogue ide^Gmals Someone's been ^Amtold too many ^Gmtimes they're b^Bbeyond their y^Gmears By every h^Ebalf-wit of disti^Bbnction she ^Fkeeps a^Gmround And now ^Cevery insufferable c^Dmonvo Features her p^Catiently explaining the ^Dmcosmos ^BbOf which s^Dmhe is in the middle

^BbOh my g^Dmod, I swear this never h^Gmappens ^BbLately I^Dm can't stop the wheels from s^Gmpinning ^BbI f^Feel so ^Gmunconvincing When I f^Bbumble ^Fwith your ^Gmbuttons ^C

^FOooh ^FShe b^Bblames her ^Fexcess on my influence but gladly h^Bboovers ^Fall my d^Gmrugs I found her naked with her b^Bbest friend ^Fin the ^Gmtub We sang s^Ebilent night in th^Bbree parts, which was fu^Gmn Til she said that she sounds j^Cust like Sarah Va^Dmughn I hate that soulful affecta^Ction white gi^Gmrls put ^Dmon Why don't you ^Amove to the ^Dmdelta

I obl^Bbiged later ^Gmon when you b^Dmegged m^Ae to chok^Bbe you

Father John Misty - Malaprops