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AJohn the Wood went Gout one day To Dview the scene from a Gdifferent angle He Astood and watched a Gchild at play A-Dtinkling on an Gold triangle ADave the Drum who was Gpassing by DBought the toy with a Gcoin he'd picked up AYou should have seen the gGleam in his eye As he Dsaw it soon, his, Gcleaned-up Ashined-up G ALa la la la la la la Dla la la la la la ALa la la la la la la Dla la la la la la
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BOut in the rain, if you want a cup of tea Dodge the Epuddles in the yard The Blord of the land's coming round to complain It's Ahard G F# C# F#
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The Apeacock flew to a Gvery high tree He Ddidn't like grass or Gconcrete fairies APut me where the Gaction is I'd Drather be with the Gnext-door hairies ASimon spied the Gbathroom door DIn his hand's a Gherb shampoo AWaiting for the Gwaters raw D N.C. So little time, so much to do ALa la la la la la la Dla la la la la la ALa la la la la la la Dla la la la la la
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BStand in a line, take a book along There's Etime for a game of cards BNow it's your turn and the water's all gone It's Acold G F# C# F#
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The Anext to appear was the GMighty Gled He Dneeds a rest, or at Gleast he said so You Aprobably think that he's Gflipped his lid 'Cause he Dwears high heels and a Gsnow-white trousseau AFive foot three, yet he Gstands so tall And Don the ground his Gfeet are never AFriends may come and Gfriends may go But the DFiddle Bill goes Gon for eAver G ALa la la la la la la Dla la la la la la ALa la la la la la la Dla la la la la la
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The Bmusic room would make you grin It's Ecold as a freezing pit There's a Bhole in the wall where a lorry came in Let's Asplit G F# C# F#
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AI quite like a Gbreast of chicken And I'm Dcrazy about aspic and Groast quails But the Asight to make my Gpulse rate quicken Is a Ddozen nice fat Gsnails AOn the other hand, there's GPegg on the bass Whose Dtastes in food are Gvery much wider AYou'll see a smile light Gup his face D N.C. At a couple of kippers and a glass of cider ALa la la la la la la Dla la la la la la ALa la la la la la la Dla la la la la la
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BStand on a chair if you want to watch the box The Efleas can jump a mile BPeer through the haze watching Top Of The Pops And Asmile G F#