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Capo: 1 Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1]
EHe's your uncle, not your dad. He's the bAest friend you eB7ver had. So, C#mcome on, dig, dig, dig iG#mn until B7it C#mhurts. Just reF#mmember Pearl HB7arbour. (The AC#mlamo and nothing could be woB7rse.)
[Verse 2]
He's your favEorite (hum) relative (hum). And he neAeds a (hum) lot to lB7ive (hum). So just C#mbring, Abring, G#mbrinF#mg, G#m everything uB7ntil you C#mbleed. (And he'll F#7send back wB7hat he don't neEedA.)E
[Chorus]
If you're B7not in form, ten-forty's your saElvation, by deprB7ivation of teEmptation. (Darks D#7and blondes I hear are not deG#ductible.) EOh,G#m say, canC#m you see if there'sF#7 anything left B7for me?
[Verse 3]
When he caElls you (hum) as he may do (hum). Don't be frigAhtened, (hum) red white and blB7ue (hum). Just be C#mthankfAul you dG#mon't lF#mive in LeG#mningrB7ad. C#mHe's your uF#7ncle, nB7ot your dEad.

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Military march (hup,two,three,four, and so on).
[Chorus]
If you're hoB7nest, you don't have to shake and shEiver. The food is loB7usy (bweuh) up the rEiver. (It's D#7give and take and he does all G#the taking.) EOh, G#msay, can C#myou see if there's F#7anything left fB7or me?
[Verse 4]
Life has two thEings (hum) you can't subtract (hum) (Death aAnd taxes (hum) to be eB7xact (hum).) So jusC#mt pa-pAa-patriotically declare; he's F#7your uncle, he's B7your uncle, not yEouAr EdaAd.E