Electric Light Orchestra - The diary of horace wimp

^A#Monday: Late again, today, he'd be in trouble though he'd ^Gmsay he was ^Fsorry, ^Gmhe'd have to ^Fhurry out the ^A#bus. ^D# Tuesday:^A# Horace was so sad, he'd never had a girl that ^Gmhe could ^Fcare for, ^Gmand if he was ^Flate once more, he'd be^A# out. ^{D# A#}Don't be afra^D#id, jus^A#t knock on the door^D#, Well ^A#he just stood there mu^D#mblin' and fumblin'. ^A#Then a voice from ab^D#ove said— &q^A#uot;Horace Wimp, t^G#his is your life, Go^Gm out and find you^F#rself a wife. ^A#Make a stand and ^G#be a man, An^Gmd you will have ^F#a great life plan." You can ^A#do it ^{G# Gm F#} Come on Ho^A#race ^{G# Gm F#} Wednesday^A#: Horace met a girl, she was small and she was ^Gmvery p^Fretty, ^Gmhe thought he ^Fwas in love, he was^A# afraid. ^D# Thursda^A#y: Asks her for a date, the cafe down the street tom^Gmorrow ^Fevening, ^Gmhis head was r^Feeling, when she said^A# "Y^D#es O.K." ^A# Don't be afra^D#id, jus^A#t knock on the door^D#, Well ^A#he just stood there mu^D#mblin' and fumblin'. ^A#Then a voice from ab^D#ove said— &q^A#uot;Horace Wimp, t^G#his is your life, Go^Gm out and find you^F#rself a wife. ^A#Make a stand and ^G#be a man, An^Gmd you will have ^F#a great life plan." You can ^A#do it ^{G# Gm F#} Come on Ho^A#race ^{G# Gm F#} Fri^A#day: Horace, this is it, he asks the girl if maybe t^Gmhey could ^Fmarry,

^Gmwhen she says &q^Fuot;gladly.&qu^A#ot; Horace ^D#cries. Sunday^A#: Everybody's at the church, when Horace rushes in and ^Gmsays "Now here^F come my wife, ^Gmfor the rest of^F my life." an^A#d she ^D#did.

^A# Don't be afra^D#id, jus^A#t knock on the door^D#, Well ^A#he just stood there mu^D#mblin' and fumblin'. ^A#Then a voice from ab^D#ove said— &q^A#uot;Horace Wimp, t^G#his is your life, Go^Gm out and find you^F#rself a wife. ^A#Make a stand and ^G#be a man, An^Gmd you will have ^F#a great life plan." Horace W^A#imp ^{G# Gm F#} H^A#orace Horace Ho^G#race Horace Hor^Gmace Horace Horace Horace Ho^F#race Horace Horace Horace ^A#Monday Tu^G#esday Wed^Gmnesday Thu^F#rsday Frid^A#ay Sund^G#ay Monda^Gmy Tues^F#day W^A#ednesday Thu^G#rsday Frid^Gmay Su^F#nday ^A#Monday Tu^G#esday Wed^Gmnesday Thu^F#rsday Frid^A#ay Sund^G#ay Monda^Gmy Tues^F#day W^A#ednesday Thu^G#rsday Frid^Gmay Su^F#nday