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Capo: 3 Tuning: E A D G B E
Capo 3 Standard Tuning Kiss me I'm Shitfaced
GI play in a band We're the best Cin the Gland We're big in both Chelsea and DFrance I play one mean guitar and then Cscore at the Gbar There's a Cline of chicks Gwaiting for their Dchance So comGe on now honey, I'll Cmake you feel Gpretty These other gals mean nothing to Dme Let's finish these drinks and be Cgone for the Gnight 'Cause I'm Cmore than a Ghandful you'll sEmee
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So kisCs me, I'm shit facGed and i'm soakCed and i'm sGoiled and bDrown in the tCrousers, She Gkissed me! And I Amonly Cbought her one Ground GI can bench-press a car I'm an Cex-football sGtar With degrees from both Harvard & YDale. Girls just can't keep up, I'm a Creal love mGachine. I've had fCar better sGex while in jaiDl. I deGsigned the Sears Tower I make C2 grand an hGour I cook the world's best duck flDambé
I take the pick of the litter
Girls jCockey for Gme I don't nCeed these lGines to get lEmaid
So kiCss me, I'm shGitfaced and i'm soakCed and i'Gm soiled anDd brown in thCe trousers, She Gkissed me! And I Amonly Cbought her one Ground
I'm a mGan of the night A real lCady's deGlight. See my figure was chizzled from stDone. One more for the gal then I'll esCcort her hoGme Come last caCll I'm neGver alDone. I've a hoGuse on the hill with a reCd water beGd That puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to sDhame. With girls by the pool & ICtalian sports cGars I'm just hCere in this dGump for the gEmame.
So kiCss me, I'm shiGtfaced, I'm soaCked, I'm sGoiled & brownD. In the troCusers, she kGissed me, & I oAmnly boCught her one roGund.
N.CEh, fuck it. Who am I shittin?
I'm a piGtiful sight And I aiCn't all that brGight. I'm definitely not chiseled from stDone.
I'm a cheat & a liar,
No woCman's deGsire, I'll probCly die coDld & alGone. Faster
But just giGve me a chance 'Cuz dCeep down inside I swear I got a big heart of gDold. I'm a monogDamous man no moCre one night stands CoCme on honey, leDmme' take you hoGme. So kiCss me, I'm shiGt faced, I'm sCoaked, I'm soGiled and broDwn. In the trouCsers, she kiGssed me, and I Amonly boCught her one roGund. So kiCss me, I'm shiGt faced, I'm soCaked, I'm sGoiled and broDwn. In the trouCsers (it wasG tiny!) and I oAmnly boCught her one roGund. So kCiss me, I'm shGit faced, I'm soCaked, I'm sGoiled and broDwn. In the trouCsers, she kiGssed me, and I Amonly boCught her one roGund.