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Despite the insane drumming(Eric Slick?) at the back end of this song, I think you can rock this one out on the acoustic if you get the strumming down, especially the double time part. I tried to nail the chord changes on the lyrics but this editor kinda sucks. Maybe my first and last guitar tab! Feel free to contact me at padzeke@me.com. Intro: Gmin - 4bars
GminI put on my clothes like Bmaja body guard I put thC#m7e dogs on patrol in my owEmajn back yard GminI don't wanna fight but I'm conBmajstantly ready And C#m7I don't rock the boat, but it's aEmajlways unsteady
There's aEmajn elephant in my head And I Bmajtip toe around it There areC#m7 eggshells on the floor Therefore EmajI never touch the ground
It's like that Emajold black hole, NoF#maj matter how you try, YoF#maju set out each day F#majNever to arrive
I got myGmin eyes on the prize But it lBmajooks just like a mystery And it aC#m7ll goes by on the loneEmajsome trail to victory I'm Gmindrawing in the blinds, I got myBmaj own four walls And the shC#m7ow really starts once the cuEmajrtain falls
Take thisEmaj thorn from my side Fix this Bmajchip on my shoulder Time is rC#m7acing with the clock And I ainEmaj't getting any older
It's like that Emajold black hole, NoF#maj matter how you try,
It's like that Emajold black hole, NoF#maj matter how you try,
It's like that Emajold black hole, NoF#maj matter how you try, YoF#maju set out each day F#majNever to arrive
Gmin("Whoo!")
BmajI put on my finest thread And I Bmajwrap up my body tight C#m7 With the sun in my eyeC#m7s I step into the nBmajight Like thC#m7e mystery in the darEmajk Oh, it's just another kind of light
I don'Bmajt expect you to believe me But evC#m7erything is al--riBmajght I don't maBmajke rules for a living I don'Bmajt do tricks for a dime C#m7
I was born on a gC#m7ood day, Deaf, dumb and blBmajind. Who amC#m7 I to tell the Emajtruth?
I don't even know what it is.
I Bmajdon't know how to say it but I C#m7know that I can showBmaj you. I Bmajdon't know how to say it but I C#m7know that I can showBmaj you.
(now for the fun..double time)
I tie Bmajmy boots up tight AnBmajd I head straight for bed There's aC#m7 pistol and a crystal C#m7Underneath my pillow
There'sBmaj a tender heart Inside thatBmaj ugly armadillo "These areC#m7 tears of joy," Cried theF#maj weeping willow
There's Emaja spirit in the air And theF#majre ain't no way around it I was Bmajnot prepared to lose it On the C#m7moment that I found it
It's like that Emajold black hole, NoF#maj matter how you try,
It's like that Emajold black hole, NoF#maj matter how you try,
It's like that Emajold black hole, NoF#maj matter how you try, YoF#maju set out each day F#majNever to arrive
Hang onto that end chord:Bmaj