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Mary Long (Blackmore/Gillan/Glover/Lord/Paice) From "Who Do We Think We Are", 1973 Intro: Gm VERSE-1:
GmMary Long is a hBb/Gypocrite She dC/Goes all the things that she tells us not to Gmdo GmSelling filth from a corner shBb/Gop And kniC/Gtting patterns to the high street quGmeue GmShe paints roses, even Bb/Gmakes them smell good And tC/Ghen she draws titties on the khazy wGmall GmDrowns kittens just to Bb/Gget a thrill C/GAnd writes sermons in the GmSun-day Chronicle
CHORUS:
EbHow did you lBbose your virginity, MFa-Cry LGmong ' BbWhen will you lFose your stupidity, MC7ary Long '
VERSE-2: Mary told Johnny not to write such trash Said it was a waste of public money She made a fuss, they made apologies But everybody thought the show was funny When the nation knew you'd had children It came as such a surprise We really didn't know you'd had it in you How you did it we can only surmise CHORUS: How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ' When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long ' VERSE-3 Mary Long, you're not alone But you're a long way behind our times What we do in full frontal view Is more honest than your clean-up mind What I'm saying, Mary Long is When you can spare a minute Go find your friend the porny Lord Dig your self a hole and jump in it CHORUS: How did you lose your virginity, Mary Long ' When will you lose your stupidity, Mary Long '