Now there’s a lotta ^Dstupid shit that hits the internet But if it’s funn^Ay or embarrassing then you can bet It goes ^Bmviral That shit goes ^Gviral Ooh whoa-^Doh Ooh whoa-^Aoh When a ^Dcat plays piano or a fat girl falls Then your ^Afriends are gonna share it on their Facebook walls And it’s ^Bmviral Fuckin’ ^Gviral Ooh whoa-^Doh Ooh whoa-^Aoh

^BmOnce your letter first gets tweeted ^DThat shit never gets deleted ^GOne kid clicks. Then two. Then six And ^Aoh, you know

It’s goin’ ^Dviral. Viral You’ll be an internet ce^Alebrity 'Cause it’ll spread like fucking ^BmHPV Now ^Gev’rybody knows your shit It’s goin’ ^Dviral. Viral You’ll be the poster boy for ‘^Agay and lame’ So either kill yourself or c^Bmhange your name Cause it’s goin’ ^Gviral ^GViral

You’ll see it ^Dblowin’ up on YouTube like a hip-hop song And ev’ry ^Asoccer mom in Omaha will sing along Cause it’s ^Bmviral G It’s v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-viral Ooh whoa-^Doh Ooh whoa-^Aoh

^BmTrust me, dude, that shit will li^Gnger ^DWorse than "Charlie Bit My Finger"^{A Bm}Just sit back and watch thi^Gs fucker ^AGrow. Grow. Grow

Oh! It’s goin’ ^Dviral. Viral You’re poppin’ up on ev’ry ^Alaptop screen And kids’ll dress like you on ^BmHalloween ^GKhakis and those fucking shoes It’s goin’ ^Dviral, viral I’ll get to say I knew the ^AYouTube star That people laugh about in ^BmKandahar Cause it’s goin’ ^Gviral. Viral. Viral

^BmIt’s worse every ^Gday It’s never ^Dending ^BmYou flee to Bom^Gbay And still, you’re ^Dtrending ^A You climb a ^Bmmountain and you find a ^Gguru And he ^Dpromises that you’ll be a ^Anew you But ^Eone night lying in your bunk You ^Clock eyes with another monk He ^Alooks at you with piercing eyes And ^Emthen you see him recognize You ^F#mwonder what he’s gonna do He ^F#mcalls the gurus in with you He ^D#pulls his phone out and it’s back again

That shit went ^Eviral. Viral It's like a cyber-hell you ^Bcan't escape Where every gang is up for ^Acyber rape Your life's gonna ^Espiral. Spiral When this goes ^Dviral. Viral. Viral ^AYou are fucke^Ed!