Cracker - China

Ah Miss ^G Mary ^G won't you ^C please ^G come home from ^D China ^{D7 D D7} Bring a ^G bottle of ^G whisky and a ^C tin cup ^G for your ^D Teeth ^{D7 D D7 Em} Don't you sneak ^D into the ^G back door ^C wearing some ^D Disguise ^{D7 D D7 Em} Knock on the ^D front door in ^G view of the ^C Temperance ^D Guild ^{D7 D D7}

Ah Miss ^G Mary ^G won't you ^C please come ^G home cause I ^D Miss ya ^{D7 D D7} Your ^G old spinster ^G sister don't ^C always ^G give good advice D D7 D D7 Look at ^Em her she's in ^D love with that ^G drunken ^C bandy-legged ^D Sheriff ^{D7 D D7} He'll ^Em unzip her ^D pantsuit, but ^G never ^C leave his fat ^D Wife ^{D7 D D7}

Ah Miss ^Em Mary ^Em won't you ^B7 please ^B7 come home from ^C China ^{C Am Am} Come home from ^G China ^{G D D} Come home from ^C China ^{C Am Am}

Now that ^G fake old ^G beatnik ^C poet the ^G volunteer ^D Fireman ^{D7 D D7} He don't ^G care if you ^G come, he don't ^C care ^G like I ^D Do ^{D7 D D7} He's in ^Em love with his ^D dog and ^G all the ^C volunteer ^D Firemen ^{D7 D D7} And he is a-^Em-fraid to ^D let the ^G end of his ^C versus ^D Rhyme ^{D7 D D7}