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this is another song my parents just love. c is for conway and l is for louretta i think just incase if you wanted to sing/standard tuning.
C : You're the reasAon I'm a-ridin' around on recapped tyres. A - A7
L : And you're the reason I'm hangin' our clothes outside on wires.
You're the reasDon our kids are ugly, little darlin'. Ah, but loEoks ain't ev'rythin', and money ain't ev'rythin', but I lE7ove you just the sAame.
C : You're the reaAson I've changed to beer from soda pop. L : And you're the reason I never get to go to the beAaut

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I guDess that we won't ever have everythAing we need, B7 E - - - - - -E7 - - - ‘cause when we get "ahead", it's got another mouth to feed.
L : And that's the reaAson that my good looks and my figure is gone. C : And that's the reason that I ain't got noA hair to

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CHORUS conversation L : Conway, why in the devil don't you go and shave and put on a clean pair of pants? C : But Loretta, look at yourself. Now I wish you'd take them curlers out of your hair and go put on a little makeup and get out of that housecoat before supper. L : Ha, well, let me tell you something, Conway, considerin' everything that I went through today, I look like a movie star. C : Eh-he-yeah, Ruth Buzzie. L : Thankyee. C : Besides that, all our kids took after your part of the family, anyway. L : Oh they did, huh? What about’s the ones that's bald? C : Ha ha ha, well, I guess you could say they take after me…..