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Weekend In Amsterdam Chords, from Folk Tale
CWhen we got our redundancy, myself and the boys went on the spree GA brand new passport in my hand as we Ctook off for The FNetherland CMyself, Dinny, O'Dwyer and Scut, at Schiphol we were all half cut GWe opened up the duty-free, the Cred lemonade and Fbrandy CAnd we jumped on board a tram COh The Weekend that we Gspent in AmsterCdam
COur first stop was the coffee shop, in we went and we all sparked up GHashish from Pakistan, CMorocco, Nepal and the FLebanon CAll the boys was rollin' joints, they forgot to drink their pints GThe water pipe came bubblin' around, tCook one pull and Fhit The ground CLads wake him if you can COh The Weekend that we Gspent in AmsterCdam
CThen we went to The Blarney Stone, Paddy Wynne had The Leinster Final on GThe Lily Whites and The Boys in Blue, Cthe Taytos and MaFjors COver to Mulligan's for the night, the bar was leppin' And the band was shite GDe Burgh, De Bono and De Wolfe Tones'til CDinny grabbed The Fmicrophone CAnd gave us Van The Man COh The weekend that we Gspent in AmsterCdam
CThen Macker sez while we're here we'll go and have a look at The kinky gear GI said a quiet prayer I wouldn't Cbump into anyone from FKildare CBig dildos, blow-up dolls, snap-on tools and hairy Balls GVibrators, whips and chains and Czips and fanny Fticklers CGod between us and all harm COh The Weekend that we Gspent in AmsterCdam
CThen we went for a midnight walk, all our eyes were out On stalks GGay bars, bordellos, mCodels in the windows Fwith no Clothes CDinny he danced all night with a South American Transvestite GEverything was goin' grand until CDinny tried to Fdrop the hand... CPandemonium COh The Weekend that we Gspent in AmsterCdam
CThe bouncer she was 5' 10", Lowland Heavyweight Champion GShe hit Dinny an awful box, the boys rCan amok and WreckFed the shop CWe could hear the squad cars getting near, it's time Lads we were out of here GDinny pulled up his tights and we Cdisappeared inFto the Night CAll together now one by one COh The Weekend that we Gspent in AmsterCdam
CQueen Beatrix she rides her bike, Rembrandt is hangin' Down in The Rijk GAjax, Heineken, Van Gogh, The CGargle and The FGhanja CMonday morning we were all half cracked, we dived into The Kaisergracht GThey fished us out, hosed us down and Cput us on the Plane to FDublin CHome to the Mammy again COh The Weekend that we Fspent in COh The Weekend that we Fspent in COh The Weekend that we Gspent in AmsterCdam