Chris de Burgh - Patricia the stripper

^CDennis is a menace with his '^E7anyone for tennis ' and ^Ambeseeching me to come and keep the ^C7score And ^FMaude says 'Oh Lord I'm so t^Fmerribly bored ' And I ^Creally can't ^Amstand it any^D7more ^G7 I'm going ^Cout to dinner with a ^E7gorgeous singer to a ^Amlittle place I found down by the ^C7quay her ^Fname is Patricia she c^Fmalls herself Delicia and the ^Creason isn't very ^Amhard to ^D7see ^G7 She says ^CGod made her a sinner just to keep ^E7fat men thinner as they ^Amtumble down in heaps before her ^C7feet They ^Fhang around in groups like ^Fmbattle weary troops one can ^Coften see them ^Amqueue right down the ^D7street ^G7 You see ^FPatricia or Delicia not on^E7ly is a singer she a^Amlso removes all her ^D7clothing ^G7for Pa^Ftricia is the best ^Gstripper in ^Ctown ^{F C G7}

And with a ^Cswing of her hips she ^A7started to strip to ^Dmtremendous applause she ^G7took off her drawers and with a ^Click of her lips she ^A7undid all the clips threw it ^Amall in the air and ^Geveryone stared and as the ^Flast piece of clothing ^E7fell to the floor the ^Cpolice were banging on the ^A7door on a ^Dmsaturday night in ^Gnineteen twenty^Cfour ^{F C G7}

But poor ^CPatricia was arrested and ^E7everyone detested the ^Ammanner in which she was ex^C7posed ^Flater on in court well ^Fmeverybody thought a ^Csummer run in ^Amjail would be pro^D7posed ^G7 But the ^Fjudge said 'Patricia or m^E7ay I say Delicia the f^Amacts of this case lie before ^D7me ^G7case dismissed ^Fthis girl was in her ^Gworking ^Cclothes ^{F C G7}

And with a ^Cswing of her hips she ^A7started to strip to ^Dmtremendous applause she ^G7took off her drawers and with a ^Click of her lips she ^A7undid all the clips threw it ^Amall in the air and ^Geveryone stared and as the ^Flast piece of clothing ^E7fell to the floor the ^Cpolice were yelling out for m^A7ore on a ^Dmsaturday night in ^G7nineteen twenty^Cfour ^{C7 A7} on a ^Dmsaturday night in ^G7nineteen twenty^Cfour ^{C7 F Fm G7} Oh ^C7yeah