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Capo 4 G Cadd9 G Cadd9
Well, I Gwish I had my Cadd9picture GOn the Rolling Stone toCadd9day GAnd I wish that the EnCadd9quirer Would Gspread a roumor that I was Cadd9gay GWell I wish I had some Cadd9buddies GSome movie stars and Cadd9such G'Cause I probably wouldn't Cadd9worry about GAbout the two of us as Cadd9much
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CAnd I'd spend all my Dmoney GOn caG/F#viar and cocEmaine CAnd I would not reDmember How you Cbroke my Dheart Gtoday
You know I, I wish I had a super model So skinny and so wild And a waitress in Nevada She says she's carryin' my child I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard my hair blowin' in the wind And I'd stop at fancy restaurants And they'd finally let me in Chorus Yeah, I wish I had my picture With the Rolling Stones today And I wish the Enquirer Spread a rumor that I was gay I wish I knew a movie star Someone like Charlie Sheen 'Cause if he'd hang out with Kato Kaetlin Well, I guess he'd hang out with me Chorus 2: And I'd spell all my money On caviar and Rogaine And I would not remember How you broke My heart today